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A mate, who we mock for being a lazy short-cut taking cunt, bought a pellet smoker from COSTCO.chicken breast is great for smoking
He got home from work one night and was texting up a storm all excited about cranking up his new *smoker*. After an hour the communication lines went dead. 10.30pm i got a text saying he'd smoked a chicken breast that took 4.5hrs & cost him $30 worth of pellets.
Conclusion: "Fuck this shit, can get a decent chef at Il Fornaio to cook me a chicken dinner for cheaper!"
He never used it again