I WANT A MARAUDER

[Clippy]

 

[HomerThompson]

I wouldn't even trust you with a golf cart, bud.

 

[Clippy]

I wouldn't even trust you with a golf cart, bud.

TOMMY! Don't you play me like that friend

 

[HomerThompson]

TOMMY! Don't you play me like that friend

Fine, you can have a Marauder. But you have to promise to run over every Pontiac Aztec on Earth.

 

[Clippy]

Fine, you can have a Marauder. But you have to promise to run over every Pontiac Aztec on Earth.

oh yea

 

[mb23100]

Remember when Hendricks bought that huge truck on embedded?



I still don't understand the purpose. It's not for offroading. Is it for hauling a trailer? Like an 18wheeler? It doesn't seem like it would be practical for anything really. It's certainly not for everyday use like going to the grocery store. (Although maybe for Johny.......)

 

[HomerThompson]

Remember when Hendricks bought that huge truck on embedded?

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I still don't understand the purpose. It's not for offroading. Is it for hauling a trailer? Like an 18wheeler? It doesn't seem like it would be practical for anything really. It's certainly not for everyday use like going to the grocery store. (Although maybe for Johny.......)

It's to put burgers and fries on a flatbed behind it.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

whens your birthday bud?

 

[Zer]

In the US it'd be against the law to drive that thing without wearing Tapout

I'd drive it but not if I couldn't wear my Reebok

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Pretty badass.

 

[Organic Damage]

Wow, that truck's almost big enough for the driver to forget about how small his penis is.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Fine, you can have a Marauder. But you have to promise to run over every Pontiac Aztec on Earth.

Add the Nissan Armada to that. No particular reason other than some cunt in an Armada dinged my car with their giant fucking door.

 

[HomerThompson]

Add the Nissan Armada to that. No particular reason other than some cunt in an Armada dinged my car with their giant fucking door.

 

[SRN]

Remember when Hendricks bought that huge truck on embedded?

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I still don't understand the purpose. It's not for offroading. Is it for hauling a trailer? Like an 18wheeler? It doesn't seem like it would be practical for anything really. It's certainly not for everyday use like going to the grocery store. (Although maybe for Johny.......)

That thing is ugly as sin!

 

[ToxicShocker]

Remember when Hendricks bought that huge truck on embedded?

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I still don't understand the purpose. It's not for offroading. Is it for hauling a trailer? Like an 18wheeler? It doesn't seem like it would be practical for anything really. It's certainly not for everyday use like going to the grocery store. (Although maybe for Johny.......)

The back end of John Hendricks truck is called a gooseneck, and is specifically made for pulling trailers.

I bought my work truck at a government auction place and they also sell used fire department ambulances. I really really wish I had bought one to convert into a mobile woodshop.

 

[ToxicShocker]

In the US it'd be against the law to drive that thing without wearing Tapout

I'd drive it but not if I couldn't wear my Reebok

almost positive no one has taken the GIBLERT license plate yet.

 

[MMA since 1993]

Guarantee you that black dude at the 17 second mark was looking at it wondering how it would look with 32" dubs on it.

 

[milliniar]

imagine how man bricks you can move at one time with that

 

[HARRISON_3]

Modern day Canyonero, IMO

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Oh boy, would I have loads of fun driving this bad boy on the 101, 405, 10, and the 5.