I WANT A MARAUDER

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  1. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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  2. HomerThompson Banned Banned

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    I wouldn't even trust you with a golf cart, bud.
     
  3. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    TOMMY! Don't you play me like that friend
     
  4. HomerThompson Banned Banned

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    Fine, you can have a Marauder. But you have to promise to run over every Pontiac Aztec on Earth.
     
  5. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    oh yea
     
  6. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    Remember when Hendricks bought that huge truck on embedded?

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    I still don't understand the purpose. It's not for offroading. Is it for hauling a trailer? Like an 18wheeler? It doesn't seem like it would be practical for anything really. It's certainly not for everyday use like going to the grocery store. (Although maybe for Johny.......)
     
  7. HomerThompson Banned Banned

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    It's to put burgers and fries on a flatbed behind it.
     
  8. Fuzzybabyducks Hot girl that’s into ketchup. she/her pricechopper

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    whens your birthday bud?
     
  9. Zer Steel Belt

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    In the US it'd be against the law to drive that thing without wearing Tapout

    I'd drive it but not if I couldn't wear my Reebok
     
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    Pretty badass.
     
  11. Organic Damage Vantablack belt

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    Wow, that truck's almost big enough for the driver to forget about how small his penis is.
     
  12. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Add the Nissan Armada to that. No particular reason other than some cunt in an Armada dinged my car with their giant fucking door.
     
  13. HomerThompson Banned Banned

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  14. SRN SOCRATEEEES

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    That thing is ugly as sin!
     
  15. ToxicShocker Red Belt

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    The back end of John Hendricks truck is called a gooseneck, and is specifically made for pulling trailers.

    I bought my work truck at a government auction place and they also sell used fire department ambulances. I really really wish I had bought one to convert into a mobile woodshop.
     
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    almost positive no one has taken the GIBLERT license plate yet.
     
  17. MMA since 1993 ____________ Banned

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    Guarantee you that black dude at the 17 second mark was looking at it wondering how it would look with 32" dubs on it.
     
  18. milliniar Who needs a belt?

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    imagine how man bricks you can move at one time with that
     
  19. HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    Modern day Canyonero, IMO

     
  20. Thundercock Assman Extraordinaire

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    Oh boy, would I have loads of fun driving this bad boy on the 101, 405, 10, and the 5.
     

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