I used to have a shopping card in my living room

[Clippy]

And I miss it. Used to put the cats in it and roll it around my apt. They hated it. Was a son of a bitch lugging it up two flights of stairs. I miss throwing my clothes in it

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

It's a cart you idiot

 

[Swiftie]

You're admitting to stealing a shopping cart from the grocery store. You should go to prison for life.

 

[Horse Style]

Bro, the alleyway behind the Mountie Bar isn't your living room. C'mon, get it together

 

[Midnighter]

How did you put your cats in a card?

 

[Headkicktoleg]

This thread is a mega fail

 

[Clippy]

You're admitting to stealing a shopping cart from the grocery store. You should go to prison for life.

No it was left behind

 

[HUGHPHUG]

And I miss it. Used to put the cats in it and roll it around my apt. They hated it. Was a son of a bitch lugging it up two flights of stairs. I miss throwing my clothes in it

That's awesome, you're fucking mean!

When my older dog was getting real sick and couldn't walk as far I bought a pram off ebay but the poor fucker died before we could use it

 

[Clippy]

That's awesome, you're fucking mean!

When my older dog was getting real sick and couldn't walk as far I bought a pram off ebay but the poor fucker died before we could use it

Sorry for your loss bud

 

[BisexualMMA]

How did you put your cats in a card?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

i bet you could get another shopping cart if you wanted

 

[Clippy]

i bet you could get another shopping cart if you wanted

Low class to have one inside a home but fine for an apt

 

[Jackonfire]

I used to have two wheel chairs in my living room instead of recliners. A lot of fun was had.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Low class to have one inside a home but fine for an apt

I've seen pictures of your furniture. The shopping cart is probably an upgrade.

 

[Clippy]

I've seen pictures of your furniture. The shopping cart is probably an upgrade.

I was actually thinking of gluing old carpet to the cart to make it high class

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I was actually thinking of gluing old carpet to the cart to make it high class

it didn't work for your wife, it won't work for your shopping cart.

 

[Clippy]

it didn't work for your wife, it won't work for your shopping cart.

I hope you choke on a single skittle

 

[Clear Winner]

How did you put your cats in a card?

I assume it looked like when Zod and his goons got banished to the Phantom Zone, but with cats

 

[Alphaboy]

Tell us more...

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Is that like a gift voucher?