I Use to Write Post Fight Speeches For Fighters. Just Wrote 1 For TJ.

[Reason]

 

[clumseygenius]

 

[Evbo]

As some of you might know, Joe has been accused of being secretly biased and invested in certain fighters and I'm here to say, that's just not true. I've written up a post fight speech for TJ that I feel reflects Joe's completely impartial feelings/commentary about the champ. What do you guys think?

Joe: I'm here with this complete acquaintance to me, TJ Dillashaw. TJ, give us your thoughts on the fight
TJ: Well Joe, I was just really on it tonight. When you train at Team Alpha Male, our alpha brains just work differently than most...
Joe: "How so?
TJ: Their's just no fear factor for us.
Joe: Interesting. What would you attribute that too?
TJ: Well Joe Rogan, experience.
Joe: What's next for you?
TJ: I plan on ruling this division for a long time. I'm the Zookeeper if you will, and all these guys like Dominick that are talking, monkeys. In space he's a dangerous fighter. That's why he's been so successful, but I'm not going to give him that space. I'm going going to shut him up.
Joe: I can't wait. TJ Dillashaw everybody!
TJ: Thanks, real quick I just want to thank my family, all my coaches, my training partners, and NewsRadio seasons 1-5 on sale today. THANK YOU!

 

[Phronimos]

Man. Waste of time.

 

[Jackonflame]

Not bad TS.

Not good either, but, not bad.

 

[Mavadorov]

Very witty TS

 

[CamVanDamme]

Just wasted 30 seconds reading that utter horse shit! Thanks TS

 

[stillm93]

Lol

 

[JAGDPANZER209]

 

[TrollHunter]

I know what he was saying. Point and joke not packaged correctly. Sherdog will not forgive such carelessness. You earned the multiple pages of mockery TS. Suck it up and revel in it. It will make you a better man.

 

[Semiskimmed]

I read all of that in my head using Tommy Toe Hold's voice for TJ!

 

[M Theory]

0/10

Give him some credit, at least he didn't write for Ben Roth.....wait a minute.

 

[Chitaouri]

0/10

 

[Buff]

Que

 

[Spindrift0036]

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[ivory suit]

Did someone convince you this was funny?

 

[MayhemMonkey]

As some of you might know, Joe has been accused of being secretly biased and invested in certain fighters and I'm here to say, that's just not true. I've written up a post fight speech for TJ that I feel reflects Joe's completely impartial feelings/commentary about the champ. What do you guys think?

Joe: I'm here with this complete acquaintance to me, TJ Dillashaw. TJ, give us your thoughts on the fight
TJ: Well Joe, I was just really on it tonight. When you train at Team Alpha Male, our alpha brains just work differently than most...
Joe: "How so?
TJ: Their's just no fear factor for us.
Joe: Interesting. What would you attribute that too?
TJ: Well Joe Rogan, experience.
Joe: What's next for you?
TJ: I plan on ruling this division for a long time. I'm the Zookeeper if you will, and all these guys like Dominick that are talking, monkeys. In space he's a dangerous fighter. That's why he's been so successful, but I'm not going to give him that space. I'm going going to shut him up.
Joe: I can't wait. TJ Dillashaw everybody!
TJ: Thanks, real quick I just want to thank my family, all my coaches, my training partners, and NewsRadio seasons 1-5 on sale today. THANK YOU!

 

[Skydome]

underrated thread

 

[Taric]

 

[Capsela]

underrated thread

it certainly is