I Use to Write Post Fight Speeches For Fighters. Just Wrote 1 For TJ.

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As some of you might know, Joe has been accused of being secretly biased and invested in certain fighters and I'm here to say, that's just not true. I've written up a post fight speech for TJ that I feel reflects Joe's completely impartial feelings/commentary about the champ. What do you guys think?

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Joe: I'm here with this complete acquaintance to me, TJ Dillashaw. TJ, give us your thoughts on the fight
TJ: Well Joe, I was just really on it tonight. When you train at Team Alpha Male, our alpha brains just work differently than most...
Joe: "How so?
TJ: Their's just no fear factor for us.
Joe: Interesting. What would you attribute that too?
TJ: Well Joe Rogan, experience.
Joe: What's next for you?
TJ: I plan on ruling this division for a long time. I'm the Zookeeper if you will, and all these guys like Dominick that are talking, monkeys. In space he's a dangerous fighter. That's why he's been so successful, but I'm not going to give him that space. I'm going going to shut him up.
Joe: I can't wait. TJ Dillashaw everybody!
TJ: Thanks, real quick I just want to thank my family, all my coaches, my training partners, and NewsRadio seasons 1-5 on sale today. THANK YOU!

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Tito Ortiz's ghost writer in da house.
 
Actually reminded me of the Wes Welker interview that got him suspended.
 
TS is saying this because TJ is a Onnit sponsored athlete.
 
I can see why you no longer have the job.
 
Remember that time when you "used" to write post fight speeches?

Let's keep it at "used to" please. All of us were happier in those times.
 
Did you happen to write for Paul Buentello in the past?
 
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