I Use to Write Post Fight Speeches For Fighters. Just Wrote 1 For TJ.

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  1. TUF1

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    As some of you might know, Joe has been accused of being secretly biased and invested in certain fighters and I'm here to say, that's just not true. I've written up a post fight speech for TJ that I feel reflects Joe's completely impartial feelings/commentary about the champ. What do you guys think?

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    Joe: I'm here with this complete acquaintance to me, TJ Dillashaw. TJ, give us your thoughts on the fight
    TJ: Well Joe, I was just really on it tonight. When you train at Team Alpha Male, our alpha brains just work differently than most...
    Joe: "How so?
    TJ: Their's just no fear factor for us.
    Joe: Interesting. What would you attribute that too?
    TJ: Well Joe Rogan, experience.
    Joe: What's next for you?
    TJ: I plan on ruling this division for a long time. I'm the Zookeeper if you will, and all these guys like Dominick that are talking, monkeys. In space he's a dangerous fighter. That's why he's been so successful, but I'm not going to give him that space. I'm going going to shut him up.
    Joe: I can't wait. TJ Dillashaw everybody!
    TJ: Thanks, real quick I just want to thank my family, all my coaches, my training partners, and NewsRadio seasons 1-5 on sale today. THANK YOU!

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    Tito Ortiz's ghost writer in da house.
     
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    Da fuq
     
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    Actually reminded me of the Wes Welker interview that got him suspended.
     
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    TS is saying this because TJ is a Onnit sponsored athlete.
     
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    que? non comprende-o
     
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    Must have wrote for Ben Rothwell too
     
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    I can see why you no longer have the job.
     
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    Remember that time when you "used" to write post fight speeches?

    Let's keep it at "used to" please. All of us were happier in those times.
     
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    Did you happen to write for Paul Buentello in the past?
     
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    lol sherdog
     

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