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I touched a lemon tree and all the lemons fell off

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  1. Willek Gold Belt

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    I've never told anyone this before.
     
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    Hugh mungus if factual.
     
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    I dunno why, but I can't resist opening retarded threads like this
     
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    Reported for sexual harassment
     
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    <bball2>
     
  7. emmstein Black Belt with these balls

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    did they salute other pigeons?
     
  8. Taznia Banned Banned

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    I ko'd that same tree for not having any lemons left when I got to it.
     
  9. Squish II The Squish

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    10/10 thread title.
     
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    this thread is clearly a metaphor for TS's first homosexual experience
    @teamoilcheck
     
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    The tree you touched was actually a dick and the lemons you squeezed were actually balls. I don't think I need to tell you that the lemonade you drank wasn't actually lemonade.
     
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    yes the eggplant will salute other pigeons.

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  13. Willek Gold Belt

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    Shit.

    Really?
     
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    Post it at lemonparty.org
     
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