I thought the Boise Dime was a myth...

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I was in a bar today in (non-descript city bar), and this couple moves next to me. I overhear their convo as one of them asks about a certain stout that I like, so I say "Hey, that's a good beer." The guy helping them walks away, and a couple minutes later, comes this tall, brunette slice of paradise. BBW, but who are any of us to judge on the Shredog?

She checks notices the couple and says "Are you guys from Boise?!" The husband (who's wearing a college football jersey) says, "No but we're moving there in a couple weeks"
"I'm from Boise, that's the reason I asked..." she says.
And I look at her with a new level of admiration... She's not a bad looking bird by any means, but in (non-descript city) she's moderately above average... but she's pretty cute in the face - and I suddenly started thinking about Sherdog and the mythical Boise Dime. I wanna tell the guy. I wanna tell his wife/gf/fiancee/hired hooker/escort. I wanna tell the people sitting on the other side of me. I wanna tell the girl from Boise how much of a rarity she is (geograpically speaking), but it seems like it may "sound" offensive. I end up telling my female friend who I'm meeting, so that she won't think that I'm weird as I try to snap a decent picture that will do her justice. Then she ends up bringing the guy his beer and moving on.
It was then that I realized that a sherbro in the social realm is the most loneliest muthafucka of all.
 
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Fucking LOL! Decent pic that does said Boise Dime justice or GTFO!
 
Im guessing she was more of a California 5.
 
Im guessing she was more of a California 5.
Pretty sharp. I would personally say she was at least a 6.5 (being conservative)/7 realistically.
But in Boise, she musta been a sight for beauty-deprived eyes.
 
Was she an expert on groundhogs perchance?
She'd probably have bought you an iPad.
 
I was j out in Kansas, and let me tell you, a Kansas 8 is alrite, alrite. tight jeans/shirt..a little country, very friendly...very willing. Love me some mid westerners
 
Here is a Stockholm dime for comparison(honestly I don't know; she may be an 8 there, for all I know).

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Great story. I feel your pain sherbro. There are times when a sherdog meme is perfect but I have no one to share it with to get the joke. I tried sharing with my wife before but she just looks at me with shame in her eyes.
 
Don't put the Boise pussy on a pedestal my sherdog bretheren.
 
were you stuck in her fat roll or just gravitational field?

In either case, he's winning...

That's life imitating sherdog.
A very poignant and poetic observation, good sir.

Great story. I feel your pain sherbro. There are times when a sherdog meme is perfect but I have no one to share it with to get the joke. I tried sharing with my wife before but she just looks at me with shame in her eyes.
This guy gets it! Even if I'm a hit socially - all my Sherdoggery can do is negatively affect my ability to form and maintain meaningful friendships. It's like some kind of disorder or something.

You had me at BBW.
This guy gets it too, btw.
 
Hey mang, big girls need some love too

Not that they'd get it from me, but I'm just saying


Damn right they do.

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Too many people use BBW acronym with different meanings.
Big Beautiful Woman = fat
Big Boned Woman usually= fat
Big Bisexual Woman = fat and bisexual
Big Breasted Woman usually = fat with very large breasts
Big Butted Woman = fat with small breasts
Big Black Woman = fat
Beautiful Black Woman often = fat but might not
Beautiful Blonde Woman often = fat but might not
Beautiful Brunette Woman often = fat but might not
Bisexual Black Woman = bisexual
Bisexual Blonde Woman = bisexual
Bisexual Brunette Woman = bisexual
 
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