I tend to obsess over my papers and try to get every detail right, so it takes me forever to finish. Which is dumb because the average student is so stupid that even my rough drafts are better than their dissertations. So really, I should just get words on paper and call it a night. So I thought I'd sit here with a couple martinis and it would make me pump out words without caring so much about the little nit-picky details. But alas, now I'm drunk and starting threads on sherdog. And my paper is sitting here unwritten. What do, bros?