I think this body builder was trying to turn me into a twinkie

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I went down to this body builders gym, known they all run steroids there - I normally train where the hot girls train at, another gym across town - but I went down there to ask about a product called Melanotan.

The dude at the desk whom I vaguely knew - mostly cause his girlfriend is a hot skank whom I would gladly use as a handy wipe - he tells me initially he can source it and blah blah, seems cool about it.
Tells me to call down again.

I get a weird feeling though, cause, he's making weird facial expressions and pulling weird glances at me - and I'm reminded of those body builders on pornhub that are constantly blowing trannys.

Anyways, I'm like - hell, so long as I get reliable melanotan, I can just take it and bounce.

So I call down next time - similar shit - it's like he's trying to feel me out or some shit.
Tells me call down again.

I call down again, and this time I'm like, "alright - where's the fucking product?", not that direct, but I'm not trying to get a consistent series of dates going with this bi-curious who's trying to get his nut on.

And he's like, "fuck you it's not available" - I shit you not.
Once I confront this snakey deviant fantasy he's got circulating in his head, he's basically like - "fuck you it's not available".

You believe that shit.

I actually believe he was trying to use melanotan, to try and turn me into a handbag.

Obviously not getting satisfaction with his hot skank girlfriend.
I'd imagine he's went most of his life, not getting satisfaction from women, period - almost certainly repressed though cause, you know - there's stigma to liaising with men, especially when he's meant to be this macho douchebag in a meatheads gym.

Point being - dudes who use roids, I'm pretty sure have profound inherent inferiority complexes, that roids can't ultimately conceal or repress.

He shares strong personality facets with - Evan Centopani;



I think that's a thing with body builders - many have the same mindset, so share similar personality traits.


So, I suspect he's probably posting on some LGTB subforum, even as we speak - to the effect of - "spent weeks putting in work with this cutie, and he's bailed before I could take him to pound town".

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Just in case I have to clarify for ya'll - I am, and have always been, strictly into women.
 
Oh yeah - the other hilarious thing is - his daughter sometimes shows up at my BJJ club - so I'm unquestionably gonna try and nail her at some point.

Well, actually - I've tried to nail her in the past but, I think she's spoken for.

Still though - gonna try again.
 
You’re the dude who thinks every man and woman at the gym wants to fuck them. My advice would be to get a home gym, to spare others from being in your presence.
 
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What happened to the melanotan!?
 
I'm reminded of those body builders on pornhub that are constantly blowing trannys.

Do you fund yourself thinking about those guys often? Is it the guy or the transexuals that you find particularly intriguing?
 
Was this before or after you got the chub from the teen tranny at your massage class?
 
Weirdo, why don't you go do something productive with your life instead of posting bs stories here
 
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What happened to the melanotan!?

He ended up acquiring some from a middle aged vaguely Persian looking "doctor" operating a clinic in a run down strip mall off of a highway exit ramp.

What he didn't know at the time is that it wasn't melanotan, but lead based testosterone blockers used to keep prisoners docile in Chinese labor camps.
 
I get a weird feeling though, cause, he's making weird facial expressions and pulling weird glances at me - and I'm reminded of those body builders on pornhub that are constantly blowing trannys.
Sounds like you’re into trannys that top.
 
Sounds like you’re into trannys that top.

The fuck I am.

But for whatever reason when I search "Cameron Canela", the suggestions bar gets littered with dudes blowing trannys.
 
I very rarely log on sherdog and I only very loosely follow what's going on here, but even to me it's pretty clear that you've been in the closet this entire time.

Not an attempt at bullying or belittling you, but I think you'll be a happier human being if you come to terms with that fact.
 
Glad I logged back onto today.
 
Oh yeah - the other hilarious thing is - his daughter sometimes shows up at my BJJ club - so I'm unquestionably gonna try and nail her at some point.

Well, actually - I've tried to nail her in the past but, I think she's spoken for.

Still though - gonna try again.

Why don’t you make a deal with the father ?! Let him bang you in return you bang his daughter?!
 
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