I think my Walmart hired a handicapped person at returns on purpose to retain profits

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    I bought an air mattress and it was broken in the box

    probably

    I went to complain and get a return but the woman at customer care was short and had tiny arms. I felt bad for her ... her whole life must be a struggle. I'm not sure her hands can touch each other ... how can I give this woman shit?

    I left and lingered in the store in the distance waiting for someone to switch shifts with her ... but I got impatient

    I duct taped my mattress back together
     
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  2. El_Dyablo619

    El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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    So you were defeated by a T-Rex??
     
  3. CrimsonFan

    CrimsonFan Gold Belt

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    They hire disabled people for tax breaks.
     
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    mb23100 Gold Belt

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    Shoulda just asked for a manager to yell at
     
  5. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    Yes but the placement is so suspect.

    Who is going to complain if a handicapped person is working complaints?
     
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  6. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    The manager was probably in a wheelchair the way that place was run

    They got that shit on lock
     
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  7. Grave Keeper

    Grave Keeper ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    why would you need an air mattress in the first place?
     
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  8. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    Sounds more like a midget. I hear they are wild in bed. You probably missed a golden opportunity, Clippy. You could have had this spinning on your dick

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  9. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    camping
     
  10. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    No, she didn't have forearms

    Her hands came out of her elbow slots
     
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  11. Grave Keeper

    Grave Keeper ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    pfft, sleep on the ground with a freakin foam pad like a real man
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  12. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    I have back problems

    Keep up

    I post enough on here you guys should all know me
     
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  13. Grave Keeper

    Grave Keeper ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    lol at 'keep up'
    you've gotten too big IMO
    I liked you better when you were only on boot legs
    check yourself
     
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    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    Is the small asian girl included or is that sold separately?
     
  15. Clippy

    Clippy Now THIS is Porg racing!!!

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    Hey now, I'm still Clippy from the block
     
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  16. HulkOnViagra

    HulkOnViagra Soldier Of Sinister

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    Or this


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  17. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    Knowing what shit stones They are at Walmart I wouldn't be surprised.
     
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    CargoKing Brown Belt Banned

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    Handicapped people.











    So go back and complain.
     
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  19. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Her having no arms means she probably does a lot of things with her mouth. Why would you be reluctant to tell her that the air mattress was defective?

    What kind of trouble will you get into camping?
     
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