I think my Grandfather needs to be put in a home

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy Canadian Hitler

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    Hung out with him today, good times.

    We went to a seafood restaurant and he bought my lunch. I love the guy. I got just a two piece fish and chips, so good! He got a full on seafood platter. Scallops, shrimp, clams, all that stuff. His plate runneth over with seafood and French fries. Then I watched him grab the ketchup container and squeeze ketchup all over his plate, all over the fries AND seafood. Then he just … ate it. And enjoyed it.
     
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    Headkicktoleg Steel Belt

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    Time to put him down.
     
  4. Alphaboy

    Alphaboy Black Belt

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    A whore house.
     
  5. punky brewster

    punky brewster Black Belt

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    That's a BOSS move. He's not senile, he just entered the IDGAF part of his life. Guy just loves seafood and condiments, and he don't care what anyone else thinks!
     
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    Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid Platinum Member

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    Jail. He should be in jail.
     
  7. smooth assassin

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    I watched my grandfather make his favorite everyday meal towards the end of his life. He would make some rice and then fry some super stinky fish (Asians will know the smell). He would then heat up a cup of coffee and add in some sugar and cream. He would then pour that cup of coffee over his rice like it was chicken soup or something. He would mix everything up and then he would go to town on that shit. It was legit his favorite meal of all time, never seen him happier than when he was chowing down on a plate of that. I had a hard time watching him eat that. Old people like weird stuff man.
     
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    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Plot twist - His grandfather is 55 years old.

    Yup, off to a nursing home he goes.
     
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    IndyCovaHart Gold Belt

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    He should have sprayed his tartar sauce all over your face for questioning his condiment preference.
     
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    Poor GrandClippy.
     
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    Time to take old yella out back
     
  13. FlippyHambone

    FlippyHambone Girth Matters.

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    Have you considered Ubasute?

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