I think I just solved a massive question in physics

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  1. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    So I'm pretty sure I just figured out what dark energy is and how it opperates. No I'm not high on the weeds.

    Heres the problem, I am not qualified or classically educated in this field. If I publish a paper no one will read it. And if I just put the theory out there on the internet, eventually someone will see it and realize it makes sense and take all of my credit.

    This will completely change everything. This will be one of the biggest steps we have ever taken in the knowledge of physics and the universe.

    What do?
     
  2. Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    I’d be more apt to take you seriously if all of your other posts weren’t about silly women problems.
     
  3. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    {<huh}

    I rarely if ever talk about women lol? Maybe a thread or a few posts like half a year ago when me and my X broke up but nothing since then, since I dont really give a shit about femalez.

    Youre confusing me with someone else bro

    I'm literally asked by random women if I model every other day. Women problems are not a problem I have my friend.

    edit: and since when the fuck were genius beautiful mind type individuals/scientists amazing with women anyways?
     
  4. WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    I told a professor one time that I was afraid to publish my story's or ideas because I'm afraid someone will steal them. He said "have no fear, I'm certain they are not good enough for anyone to care about." Post it or toast it.
     
  5. Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    yea be careful man, people might steal your genius theory
     
  6. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Start learning about physics so you can use the terminology properly. Chances are you'll learn what you've come up with doesn't make sense, but if you have solved dark matter, chances are you'll learn how to express it scientifically.
     
  7. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    See that's the thing bro. I cant prove or Express my theory with testable math equations. But I know the theory/process is right. I just know it. I'm not sure it would ever be possible for any human to actually work out a math equation for this.

    Maybe a super computer in 2218 will be capable of proving my theory but no human
     
  8. tinobar MMA HIPSPTER

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    I just Ran the numbers and he is fucking right
     
  9. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    You can write a paper about it as a speculative hypothesis using words and perhaps some journal will pick it up. Not likely but better than counting on magic to get credit for it.
     
  10. WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    Just post it already
     
  11. Cash Bill 52 Brown Belt

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    I already solved that problem. Feel free to take the credit for it.
     
  12. WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    He is too chicken to post it tho so have no fears.
     
  13. Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned

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    I solved that weeks ago mf'er
     
  14. Grob Brown Belt

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    Go to a college or university. Talk to a physicist and tell him your theory, and record the convo.
     
  15. Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Hey me and @Clippy helped you with the last part of the equation, don't take all the credit!

    <IllKillU>
     
  16. Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned

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    It's true. You helped the most, let's be real. @Clippy mostly talked about chicken wings and stuff
     
  17. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    The man is a walking time bomb. I’ve said it 5 million times here.

    Tick tick tick tick
     
  18. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    This is why @Clippy is a national hero.

    You be talking about physics and maths and he’s all “i need an extra blue cheese with those wings”

    That alone solves part of the equation.
     
  19. WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    And post it.
     
  20. davidlemonparty Black Belt

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    This
    Means this statement is false
    Sorry bro if you can't prove it, it ain't a thing. That's why theoretical physicists don't win nobels. Generally.
     

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