I shaved my apocalypse beard

I had to shave my beard for work but I grew in a sick goatee already. I look like a cool substitute teacher that would only show movies and also sit backwards on a chair cuz he's hip.
 
I have shit beard genetics, too. Can't even go 4-5 days without shaving before my face feels all scratchy and burny :(
 
I currently have a porn 'stache.

oblogatory:

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Well I do have a bit of a thing for stationery.
still growing mine, like a regular balding grizzly Adams now
You're doing the good Lord's work.
 
Wife, I always pictured you single and fancy free...
 
I was about 1.5 months in with my beard. I took out my beard trimmer to even it out. Apparently, my trimmer doesn’t have a guard setting long enough for my beard. It trimmed it down way too short. I am sad.
 
I use mine as a mask. I dont like beards but often have one which makes me wish I made sense to myself. Fucking hipsters are what really made me dislike them. Every so often I fall into a trend and its irritating.
 
I am kept my apocalypse beard ........ I shaved my girlfriends apocalypse Bush instead....... it was time.
 
Beard is still trimmed per usual, just a little less often


Hair, though, was longish to start with, and hasn't been touched in 3 months
 
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