Thanos looks out the window while holding a beat up Thor, in a broken ship that's on fire with dead Asgardians all over.
Thanos turns to loki...
Thanos: I know what it's like to lose.
Loki: Ummmm do you???
Thanos: Yes, this one time I lost an infinity stone ... actually I gave it to you....
Loki: Yeah I lost that
Thanos: But you did fine the teseract!!
Loki: Maybe I did ... maybe I didn't....
Thanos: Give me the teseract ... or I'll do this!
Thanos burns Thor's head with the purple power stone and Thor screams whole Loki looks on.
Loki: That sucks but really, Thor's so powerful that's like burning a regular person with a cigar.
Thanos has Thor's skull in his hand and picks him up in the air and begins to crush his skill. Thor screams louder and we hear skull crushing noises.
Loki: He's been through worse.
Thanos, while still holding Thor up in the air, knees him in the spine and Thor spits out chunks of spine all over.
Loki: OH FUCK HERE IT IS!!
Loki presents the teseract to Thanos, Thanos goes to reach it and Loki pulls it back
Loki: Got ya!
Thanos: Really ....
Loki: Ya know what else we got? A HULK!
Hulk comes out and begins to fight thanos.
Thor: What the ... where was he this whole time???
Loki: You see
**flashback***
Loki is talking to Hulk
Hulk: Let's go smash!!!
Loki: Wait, let's do this sweet call back where you hide in the broom closet until I say "We got a hulk"
Hulk: Hulk like!!!
**back to present**
Thor: Yeah ok, that's pretty cinematic, I would have done the same.
Meanwhile Hulk is smashing Thanos and then Cull Obsidian prepares to help but Ebony Maw holds him back
Ebony Maw: Let him have his fun.
Hulk is immediately knocked out.
Thanos: That was no fun.
Thor goes to hit Thanos with a metal pipe but it bends and pokes Thor in his good eye.
Thor: I HATE MY LIFE LATELY!!!
Ebony Maw traps him in pieces of metal and Loki gives Thanos the teseract.
Thanos: Time to take my clothes off.
Thanos disrobes to show his sexy arms and crushes the teseract and glass gets all over.
Thanos: Oh shit! That really shattered! Glass everywhere! It's in my eye!!
Ebony Maw: Some got in my eye too!!
Thor: And mine!! FUCKKKK
Michael Chiesa: My fuckin eye!!!
Thanos puts the stone in his Michael Jackson glove to bedazzle it even further and makes a bunch of satisfactory noises as he powers up and everyone watches for a while.
Loki: So ... I'm gunna go...
Thanos: Oh shit you're still here.
Loki: Let's be friends?
Thanos: K
Loki reveals a knife in his hand behind his back that Thanos can't see.... but the rest of the Black Order can.
Proxima Midnight: He's got a knife!!!
Loki: Oh fuck
Thanos chokes him with the gauntlet.
Loki: That's metal glove is really cold on my neck!!!
Thanos feels the life drain out of Loki and drops him.
Thanos: He better be dead this time ... someone poke him with a stick just to be sure.
Heimdall: I CALL UPON THE DARK MAGIC TO SUMMON A PRETTY RAINBOW TO SAVE THE GREEN GUY!!!!
Thanos: .... poke him with a stick too.
They kill Heimdall.
Thanos opens a portal to leave.
Ebony Maw: Wait, don't forget your very expensive golden armor that you dropped!
Thanos: I no longer need it ... my arms were warm anyway.
Ebony Maw: But it's so expensive. We can save it to buy things with or something.
Thanos: No time, I'm on a mission here to help solve the universe's limited resorce problem, now leave the priceless extra large gold armour and let's go.
They leave as the ship explodes all around them
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