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I really wanted to eat a pear but the grocery store was all out

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Medulla Omoplata, Nov 16, 2020.

  1. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    I just had two apples instead.
     
  2. fungi rl

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    Pears are pretentious!
     
  3. TribalDrumz Silver Belt

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    Eat my ass instead
     
  4. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

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    but thats how you get Covid..

    and AIDS of the mouth
    TS should do it!!
     
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  5. Drain Bamage Banned Banned

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    Two apples? In a row?
     
  6. Jose Beehive No.1 Soldier Of God Gif User

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    God damn panic buyers, nothing left but Broccoli in my local supermarket, so I just munch on that bushy madness.

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  7. TheNinja Gold Belt

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    Do yourself a favor and get an asian pear. It's like a pear and an apple had a baby and the baby got the best characteristics of both parents! Sweet and flavor of a pear but crunchier like an apple and less prone to get mushy and mealy like pears tend to do.
     
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  8. ironmansnap Staying Real In A World Full Of Bluffs

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    Ahh shucks man hope ur ok lol
     
  9. dildos Titanium Belt

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    RIP Ts.
     
  10. M4rk Brown Belt

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    And you didnt throw hands, MS Paint them something, Dude, you slacking.
     
  11. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

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    we can only hope
     
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  12. Osculater Red Belt

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    Order them from Amazon
     
  13. Clippy I am the liqour

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    Two apples?

    I got some good news for you buddy

    You got to have a pair after all
     
  14. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

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    but he ate them
     
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  16. Arqueto Luminous beings are we.....not this crude matter

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    Should have bought some pear drops, tasty and nutritious.

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  17. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    why cant you people eat normal food
     
  18. Arqueto Luminous beings are we.....not this crude matter

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    What do you mean 'you people?'

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  19. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    people on the wrong side of the atlantic
     
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  20. Arqueto Luminous beings are we.....not this crude matter

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    That's racist.

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