I really enjoy George Michael's sensual songs

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It puts me in a bubbly mood and makes me want to dance like there's no tomorrow. Can anyone tell me why?

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You need the Gay test right away:
1. Do you like Musicals?
2. Do you drink Bud light?
3. Your thoughts on pastels after Labor day?
4. Is Pretty in Pink your favorite Hughes movie?
5. When you wash your ass with soap....is there.....arousal?
 
misterfurious said:
Because you’re super ghey?
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Could it be he just made really cool, groovy music that can be enjoyed by anyone with a pulse?

I Am Legion said:
You need the Gay test right away:
1. Do you like Musicals?
2. Do you drink Bud light?
3. Your thoughts on pastels after Labor day?
4. Is Pretty in Pink your favorite Hughes movie?
5. When you wash your ass with soap....is there.....arousal?
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1. Only the classics: Sound of Music, Oliver!, the old Willy Wonka music. The Top Secret movie with Val Kilmer also.
2. No.
3. No idea what this means.
4. It's probably Uncle Buck.
5. No. But it feels good to get the shit out of there.
 
SSgt Dickweed said:
Could it be he just made really cool, groovy music that can be enjoyed by anyone with a pulse?



1. Only the classics: Sound of Music, Oliver!, the old Willy Wonka music. The Top Secret movie with Val Kilmer also.
2. No.
3. No idea what this means.
4. It's probably Uncle Buck.
5. No. But it feels good to get the shit out of there.
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This test is determines you just have questionable taste in music and are not gay. No way a gay doesn't know pastel color wheel and not drink bud light. Uncle buck is amazing, and Top Secret cancels out Sound of Music.
 
Didn’t he beat up a male prostitute and get arrested or am I confusing him with someone else?
 
I had a vision of hell on September 12th of 2021 and it was being stuck in a 5½' x 7' bathroom listening to the entire Wham! discography on perpetual repeat and every 27th song is "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" and each time that makes you momentarily happy until you mouth the third "Jitterbug" and realize that after this you have another 26 Wham! songs to listen to again, eternally.

With that being said, as a solo artist, George Michael had some fucking bangers.
 
I was bumping some Wham yesterday on my morning walk, they were a good 80's pop band, and Careless Whisper is obviously the sexiest sax solo of all time

George Michael just gets this business, no doubt about it
 
Meatspin said:
Didn’t he beat up a male prostitute and get arrested or am I confusing him with someone else?
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No he got arrested by a police officer in a public toilet, George was acting ghey the officer was only "pretending" to be ghey......

Then he made a ghey dance video out of it and made money.......
 
Gayest thing I've seen since the Olympics opening ceremony.
 
He got some good songs. His voice was great. Very similar to Freddie Mercury if you think about it
 
I don't care that George was ghey, he had some awesome songs.
 
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