I ran into Lesnar at the airport

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  1. Kinosis

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    I ran into Lesnar at the airport and he told me he is a jacked white boy and people need to get used to it. The reason he has lost a lot of muscle recently isn't because he is back in the testing pool, but because he has been flying around the country, still trying to get to the bottom of his failed PED test. The leading theory is that the Undertaker wanted revenge for beating him so he tainted Lesnar's supplements to make him look bad. Before he left, he told God to bless Himself.

     
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    ThatGuy7698 Horse meat = best meat

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    Pics or it didn't happen
     
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    I have never failed a lie detector test.
     
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    Sadly, I had pictures but Frank Mir ran by and tried to take Lesnar's strawberries. My camera got broke in the scuffle. :(
     
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    FACT!

    Brock is the greatest part time fighter of all time:
    - He showed what can be achieved with pure athleticism: UFC Gold & NCAA.
    - Brock Lesnar is the only man Fedor was afraid of.
    - He just came to the UFC and made millions.
     
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    ThatGuy7698 Horse meat = best meat

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    Twink182 All the....small things

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    This was a great joke ten years ago
     
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    don't know why sherdog hates on posts like this, shit threads everywhere, won't hurt to have some shitpost now and then.
     
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    Still funny now. ;)
     
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    I went up to Lesnar and he was like

    <CanYouSeeMeNow>
     
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    You've also never taken one.
     
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    To be fair, he isn't trying to hurt anyone. He is just so jacked that if he barely moves its like a shove.
     
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    Yeah but this one is extra shitty and has zero creativity
     
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    Lesnar taught me how to answer that one. Like back in the day when he was asked if he had ever taken PEDs and he said "I have never failed a test". Legit.
     
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    God bless God. Some people are just jealous of a jacked white boy. What can you do?
     
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    TS the piece of shit<CanYouSeeMeNow>
     

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