I ran into Lesnar at the airport

[Kinosis]

I ran into Lesnar at the airport and he told me he is a jacked white boy and people need to get used to it. The reason he has lost a lot of muscle recently isn't because he is back in the testing pool, but because he has been flying around the country, still trying to get to the bottom of his failed PED test. The leading theory is that the Undertaker wanted revenge for beating him so he tainted Lesnar's supplements to make him look bad. Before he left, he told God to bless Himself.

 

[Nihongi]

 

[dildos]

 

[ThatGuy7698]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Kinosis]

I have never failed a lie detector test.

 

[BoD 2.0]

 

[Draxton]

 

[Kinosis]

Pics or it didn't happen

Sadly, I had pictures but Frank Mir ran by and tried to take Lesnar's strawberries. My camera got broke in the scuffle.

 

[Brock-B-level-Athlete]

FACT!

Brock is the greatest part time fighter of all time:
- He showed what can be achieved with pure athleticism: UFC Gold & NCAA.
- Brock Lesnar is the only man Fedor was afraid of.
- He just came to the UFC and made millions.

 

[ThatGuy7698]

Sadly, I had pictures but Frank Mir ran by and tried to take Lesnar's strawberries. My camera got broke in the scuffle.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

This was a great joke ten years ago

 

[topgun420420]

don't know why sherdog hates on posts like this, shit threads everywhere, won't hurt to have some shitpost now and then.

 

[Kinosis]

This was a great joke ten years ago

Still funny now.

 

[Cowboy Cerroliveira]

I went up to Lesnar and he was like

 

[Krixes]

I have never failed a lie detector test.

You've also never taken one.

 

[Kinosis]

I went up to Lesnar and he was like

To be fair, he isn't trying to hurt anyone. He is just so jacked that if he barely moves its like a shove.

 

[fiftywattmafia]

don't know why sherdog hates on posts like this, shit threads everywhere, won't hurt to have some shitpost now and then.

Yeah but this one is extra shitty and has zero creativity

 

[Kinosis]

You've also never taken one.

Lesnar taught me how to answer that one. Like back in the day when he was asked if he had ever taken PEDs and he said "I have never failed a test". Legit.

 

[Kinosis]

Yeah but this one is extra shitty and has zero creativity

God bless God. Some people are just jealous of a jacked white boy. What can you do?

 

[DS66]

TS the piece of shit