I psychicly connected with a bird

[catchwrestle1]

Actually a fairly interesting story. Animals may be able to sense things we aren't aware of... maybe the bird liked the way you strutted your stuff and sensed that you felt imminent danger from the spider.

So it flew down and dispatched it to show you that nature cares about you. And that you should care about nature. In other words, never eat winged-beasts again and when you serve ham at thanksgiving explain why there is no turkey in this way - stand up and announce you would like to say a prayer before the meal begins. This is what should be said :

"The winged beast,
descends in the winds of our favor.
Let us not harm these gentle creatures,
they don't even have that much flavor.

Ham is what we dine on,
to the spirit bird
may you shine on."

 

[zackryder]

This fucking thread is killing me.

like in a funny way or in a morbid way

 

[AgonyandIrony]

like in a funny way or in a morbid way

hilarious way.

Also I just found a bag of weed that I did not buy. No clue who gave it to me..

THANK YOU SPIRIT BIRD!

 

[CatchOmega]

like in a funny way or in a morbid way

 

[Slobodan]

Next thread "I physically connected with a bird"

Birdfucker in the making.

jks TS, seriously entertaining story tho

 

[catchwrestle1]

hilarious way.

Also I just found a bag of weed that I did not buy. No clue who gave it to me..

THANK YOU SPIRIT BIRD!

Now will you finally take me seriously?

 

[zackryder]

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dam the ambiguity of the english language

sometimes when my friends would say thats bad. id have to ask bad as in good or bad as in bad

[quote="catchwrestle1, post: 108480631"]Now will you finally take me seriously?[/QUOTE]

nope

 

[AgonyandIrony]

LOL at this thread having 27 views and 26 posts.

 

[Chaos Spawn]

sour diesel. it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Spoiler

ts, you are a warg

 

[KTMshredsall]

Have you recently lost a loved one?

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

It was just wary of you seeing how you're such a pussy.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Have you recently lost a loved one?

Inb4 Rip comes in and tells TS that that bird is a demon.

 

[zackryder]

Inb4 Rip comes in and tells TS that that bird is a demon.

how do u know its not a demon? weve got teleportin magicians, crappy bargaining wizards, & nontippin sherdoggers.

 

[Fugazy]

Inb4 Rip comes in and tells TS that that bird is a demon.

Well they are, ya dick.

Either that or tiny dinosaurs.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

It was just wary of you seeing how you're such a pussy.

That is a pretty hostile response, I was just looking for help identifying a bird.

 

[catchwrestle1]

nope

Yo Zack "dick" ryder, the question wasn't directed at you.

I suppose you are free to reply, but the problem remains - you rarely contribute anything of value. I guess in a sense, you would be worse if you tried to.

So thanks for not wasting more of people's time by actually attempting to give your posting some personality.

Take it sleazy.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

One time i connected with this fat broad through telepathic wave lengths.

We both just wanted food though

 

[TheFirstEMP]

That is a pretty hostile response, I was just looking for help identifying a bird.

a telepathic bird*

 

[Iroh]

Try to psychicly connect with paragraphing next time.

 

[zackryder]

Yo Zack "dick" ryder, the question wasn't directed at you.

I suppose you are free to reply, but the problem remains - you rarely contribute anything of value. I guess in a sense, you would be worse if you tried to.

So thanks for not wasting more of people's time by actually attempting to give your posting some personality.

Take it sleazy.