I noticed something

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  1. GSPFEDORLIDDELL

    GSPFEDORLIDDELL White Belt

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    Number 1. I noticed that in alot of guys they wear tight shorts when they become their absolute best. That's probably bullshit but aldo, barao, gsp, anderson, rashad, wanderlei (in pride he switched to long shorts when he was out of his prime).
    Seems pretty plausible enough to me.
    Number 2. I feel like all of you hate me

    Edit: My grammar sucked monkey ass in all of that.
     
  2. punky brewster

    punky brewster Black Belt

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    Let me put on my tight shorts before I reply
     
  3. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    TS notices guys in tight shorts
     
  4. Free_MMAson

    Free_MMAson Banned Banned

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    Wearing tighter shorts means being able to better show off your prime
     
  5. JP557CU

    JP557CU Brown Belt

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    Mark Kerr was undefeated in tight shorts. He put on baggy ones and got destroyed. Same with mark coleman, they need the bad boy tight shorts or they lose.
     
  6. JP557CU

    JP557CU Brown Belt

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    Gsp ko'd by Serra in baggy shorts, won in tight shorts... TS on to something.
     
  7. Wand4Life

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    No mention of the name Fighty Tighties yet. I am disappoint.
     
  8. iloveufc123

    iloveufc123 UFC <3

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    He let himself go...
     
  9. jamesgalb

    jamesgalb Green Belt

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    Tight Shorts > Poster Curse

    SOMEONE CRUNCH THE NUMBERS!!111!
     
  10. One Inch Punch

    One Inch Punch Purple Belt

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    I think you are on to something TS....or on something.
     
  11. GSPFEDORLIDDELL

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    There is nothing borderline homosexual about appreciating the physique of a sweaty man in tights. I'm just in touch with fashion. Yeah that's it
     
  12. GSPFEDORLIDDELL

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    Both
     
  13. Jesus Quintana

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    You may have uncovered something. But "alot" is not a word.
     
  14. LiverpoolUFC**

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    TS drank the bong water.
     
  15. GSPFEDORLIDDELL

    GSPFEDORLIDDELL White Belt

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    I already said it sucked monkey ass please don't hate me.
     
  16. JKS

    JKS 77+&--#rT....

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    I think there may be something to this
     
  17. Nuclear Fallout

    Nuclear Fallout Blue Belt

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    Really wanted to say something negative. But I think TS is right when I think about it.
     
  18. crlkllr

    crlkllr Black Belt

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    Sounds like bollocks.
     
  19. IMakeNoSense

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    shogun made his debut in long shorts against forrest, then wore tight shorts afterwards
     
  20. seeyouaunty

    seeyouaunty Green Belt

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    Here is a shot of Fedor just before fighting werdum, ts might be onto something:

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