I Met John Jones Today

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by NokaoiMMA, Aug 3, 2016.

  1. NokaoiMMA

    NokaoiMMA White Belt

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    I live in Hawaii, he must be training here. I was driving down a small road when I saw a Benz approaching from behind. Unfortunately it did not stop and rear ended me. After we pulled over a tall Black guy approached me, and holy shit, IT WAS JOHN JONES! He seemed a little disorientated and had to grab something out of his car. He pulled out some dirty socks, a couple of prescription bottles, a pair of gym shorts.....than just took off running. John is in great shape! He ran like a fucking Gazzelle! Anyways, if anyone sees him can they please private msg me. I need his driving info for insurance.

    Please dont wasteland this, its better than pictures of baby goats and snakes that mods dont delete....AND, its real life!
     
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    Estrogenblocker1078 Purple Belt

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    Dafuq is your problem TS?!?
     
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    freakyfarley Adam Farley inc.

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    goodbye
     
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    accolyte1022 'I had to fight a guy tree times the size of me'

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    Lol, at "don't delete".
     
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    Breaking One shall stand, and one shall fall.

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  9. NokaoiMMA

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    I got a photo of him running away, if you don't believe me. Was wearing Nike shoes that were really worn down. There is a lot of Kiawi here. Im worried he will not make it through the valley with all those thorns.
     
  10. accolyte1022

    accolyte1022 'I had to fight a guy tree times the size of me'

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    ....and wasteland.
     
  11. Th3Sav4ge

    Th3Sav4ge "What the fuck is happening!?"

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    So you got yellow carded AND wastelanded? Been there brah.

    But atleast i was serious in my thread
     
  13. NokaoiMMA

    NokaoiMMA White Belt

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    The reason I made this thread is because so much bullshit gets let go...even mods post absolute un mma related bullshit here. Than I see threads that get wastelanded that are actual mma discussions. Sucks
     
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    Yellow carded after your first post... damn
     
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    cheat toes raising hell

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    1st post in 8 months and this is it?
     
  16. 13Seconds

    13Seconds Red Belt

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    Yeah i don't disagree with you, but it's not like you made it better lol.

    Ur line of thinking aint wrong tho. The mods can step it up.
     
  17. HelloJapan

    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Another white-belt-alt-account-cry-for-help-thread.

    Is normal.
     
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    He's taking a stand against the mods ala Mark Hunt and USADA. Still...ban
     
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    You sound like Honda when she claimed she purposely got fat for the photo shoot.
     

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