I may have accidentally challenged my neighbor to a fight

[Osculater]

Buy baby oil and spread it all over your body before you show up and start wrestling him into submission

 

[Osculater]

TS so you’re a catcher not a pitcher…… gross!

Only if he gets pinned

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Better start training. You need a good camp to get ready to kick his ass.

 

[Jesus X]

If in doubt, just get some Home Depot Mexicans to go and soften him up and assess his combat abilities ahead of time

This is the strategy Xerxes used vs the 300 but this uses 5 ft tall mexicans instead. more of a gimli strategy from the hobbit