I made out with a girl while in labor a couple days ago.

[Amerikuracana]

She had my son. In between painful contractions, we would kiss hard etc... The cute black nurse seemed to like it quite a bit.

When a girl really likes you, that's it. Find a girl that really likes you. Not one that think a you're her "friend." It's better.

 

[yamahacrasher]

Huh. Different way of dealing with the pain. I should have tried that with the wife.

 

[DrDune]

 

[kuromusha]

lol wut

 

[Osculater]

But did you bang the nurse tho?

 

[IloveTHIS]

am I misremembering or did you not make a thread saying you arent even sure if you will stay with this woman?

 

[HenryFlower]

 

[Amerikuracana]

But did you bang the nurse tho?

No. But she offered in a way. I don't follow up like I used to. Getting older.

I think the relationship has to be naughty for the women to be real with you. Something has to be naughty now that women have total sexual freedom. I'm older, and somebody her dad would never have approved of, being that she is a raised Muslim Arab chick. Makes the kisses real.

 

[Amerikuracana]

am I misremembering or did you not make a thread saying you arent even sure if you will stay with this woman?

She knows that. Makes her do things like the op. It's a crazy world with girls out there right now.

 

[Michaelangelo]

did you get the nurse pregnant too?

 

[Osculater]

No. But she offered in a way. I don't follow up like I used to. Getting older.

I think the relationship has to be naughty for the women to be real with you. Something has to be naughty now that women have total sexual freedom. I'm older, and somebody her dad would never have approved of, being that she is a raised Muslim Arab chick. Makes the kisses real.

did you get the nurse pregnant too?

 

[Randy Marsh]

 

[JerichoMelenko]

When my wife popped out our 2nd kid she shit all over trying to push the bastard out. I was not interested in her at that time.

 

[Hogey]

Did you have another kid? Isn’t this your 13th or something

 

[Twelve75]

I wonder how long it'll be before someone claims to rubbing one out, to the video of their wife giving birth to his kid ?

<{chips}>

 

[nostradumbass]

 

[Sycho Sid]

Was this your wife or girlfriend? Baby mama 3 or 4?

 

[horc00]

Misleading title. I thought you were in labor. Came here for the tranny insults.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

She had my son. In between painful contractions, we would kiss hard etc... The cute black nurse seemed to like it quite a bit.

When a girl really likes you, that's it. Find a girl that really likes you. Not one that think a you're her "friend." It's better.

You're a savage bro. This ho is pushing out your love child that's going to forever taint her Muslim life and you're more concerned with making the nurse jealous?

 

[Midnighter]

Find a girl that really likes you.

Wow, now you tell me...smh