Yes! You know that giant alligator on the golf course in Florida?
Wait, let me be more specific... the 15 foot one that's been in the news today???
Well I fucked that alligator into submission. And it's boy alligator. And I'm not even gay. But now the alligator is. He wasn't before, but now, you know he's all into it.
Because I am just that badass. Still not as badass as Bisping, though.
LONG LIVE THE COUNT!!!!