I just realized why Donald Cerrone is awkward

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  1. West Linn Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    There was something I just didn't like about the way he fought. I thought it was the way he threw techniques or something, but that's not it. He fights like he's always constipated. Like he's always holding one in. Like he's on the verge of dropping a deuce. What do you guys think about this?

     
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    Don’t worry. Michael Joseph Perry will split his forehead like a tomahawk.
     
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    Cerrone will kick Mike Perry's ass through the roof of his mouth.
     
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    33 wins, 25 finishes. 16 either performance of the night, submission of the night or ko of the night accolades in the UFC/WEC. More people need to fight like they have to take a shit. Oh yeah, fuck you, ts<3>
     
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    Yes, it’s because of his intestinal injury. He can still string some crisp shit together though.
     
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    Yeah I agree, I just don’t like something about one of the most entertaining and badass fighters in mma history either...
     
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    oh yeah thats right he had that injury

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    That's a sharp insight TS.

    How about Luke Rockhold though? Why is that beautiful sonofabitch so damn awkward?

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    Most likely did some gay stuff when he was younger.
     
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    i know what you mean. i actually put this down to, he had a traumatic abdominal injury, some kind of motorsports shit where his guts were coming out. it looks to me through his movements that he is weak through his core.

    but i also think that he is missing a substantial amount of intestine because of the accident, so maybe he is always needing a poo? as in, as soon as he eats, its just gonna make its way through to the booty
     
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    I know what you mean. I always thought so because hes a drunk idiot.
     

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