I just realized why Donald Cerrone is awkward

[West Linn]

There was something I just didn't like about the way he fought. I thought it was the way he threw techniques or something, but that's not it. He fights like he's always constipated. Like he's always holding one in. Like he's on the verge of dropping a deuce. What do you guys think about this?

 

[Arm Barbarian]

He fights like he's always constipated. Like he's always holding one in. What do you guys think about this?

BAN & FAIL

 

[Canada]

Don’t worry. Michael Joseph Perry will split his forehead like a tomahawk.

 

[SpeakWithYourFists]

Don’t worry. Michael Joseph Perry will split his forehead like a tomahawk.

Cerrone will kick Mike Perry's ass through the roof of his mouth.

 

[Erocthadon]

33 wins, 25 finishes. 16 either performance of the night, submission of the night or ko of the night accolades in the UFC/WEC. More people need to fight like they have to take a shit. Oh yeah, fuck you, ts

 

[Canada]

Cerrone will kick Mike Perry's ass through the roof of his mouth.

Wanna bet? AV bet, one month.

Battle of the white belt bums.

 

[Anura Salientia]

Yes, it’s because of his intestinal injury. He can still string some crisp shit together though.

 

[El Che]

Yeah I agree, I just don’t like something about one of the most entertaining and badass fighters in mma history either...

 

[West Linn]

Yes, it’s because of his intestinal injury. He can still string some crisp shit together though.

oh yeah thats right he had that injury

 

[Rum]

That's a sharp insight TS.

How about Luke Rockhold though? Why is that beautiful sonofabitch so damn awkward?

 

[West Linn]

That's a sharp insight TS.

How about Luke Rockhold though? Why is that beautiful sonofabitch so awkward?

Most likely did some gay stuff when he was younger.

 

[CptJacuzzi]

probably just

That's a sharp insight TS.

How about Luke Rockhold though? Why is that beautiful sonofabitch so damn awkward?

Leave my guy alone. Do you know how hard it is to be really, really, really, ridiculously good looking? imagine not having to chase girls because they chase you and most guys see you as a threat and maybe you'd understand where he's coming from peasant!

 

[Individualthoughtpatterns]

Most likely did some gay stuff when he was younger.

You alright? Is everything ok at home?

 

[Your Account]

That's a sharp insight TS.

How about Luke Rockhold though? Why is that beautiful sonofabitch so damn awkward?

 

[DLX]

That's a sharp insight TS.

How about Luke Rockhold though? Why is that beautiful sonofabitch so damn awkward?

never change, Nate

 

[Vegesus44]

Yeah I agree, I just don’t like something about one of the most entertaining and badass fighters in mma history either...

I know you don't need it but here you go anyways…

/s

 

[in the liver]

There was something I just didn't like about the way he fought. I thought it was the way he threw techniques or something, but that's not it. He fights like he's always constipated. Like he's always holding one in. Like he's on the verge of dropping a deuce. What do you guys think about this?

i know what you mean. i actually put this down to, he had a traumatic abdominal injury, some kind of motorsports shit where his guts were coming out. it looks to me through his movements that he is weak through his core.

but i also think that he is missing a substantial amount of intestine because of the accident, so maybe he is always needing a poo? as in, as soon as he eats, its just gonna make its way through to the booty

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

probably just


Leave my guy alone. Do you know how hard it is to be really, really, really, ridiculously good looking? imagine not having to chase girls because they chase you and most guys see you as a threat and maybe you'd understand where he's coming from peasant!

Yes, it’s a gift and a curse

 

[gono btw]

There was something I just didn't like about the way he fought. I thought it was the way he threw techniques or something, but that's not it. He fights like he's always constipated. Like he's always holding one in. Like he's on the verge of dropping a deuce. What do you guys think about this?

 

[KramerFtw]

I know what you mean. I always thought so because hes a drunk idiot.