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  1. Clippy

    Clippy Ya wanna cook

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    hey guys - im doing me tonight and making shake and bake chicken wings

    As I lay them on the pan I notice that one row faces one direction and the other faces the other.

    I eat wings all my life and legit just discovered this

    I lay my wings face up so the rigged middle skin meat faces up and doesn`t get burnt cause that's my facoutite part to stick in my face

    theyre cookin right now you guys and im drinkin hard

    worst part tho is I didn`t have enough shake and bake so the third to last wing things started to get sparce and second to last wing looked sad and last win got nithin :( I`ll eat that first and work my way up

    My spine doctor said my spine is fine and I asked him what I should do next and he said

    ~just do you

    so here I am, watch me drink this jollow shot

    see it

    I don't do encores

    gunna watch celebraty robot wars, misc unknown UK celebs opering bots they don`t know hwo to drive gunna be good times

    let`s do this
     
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  2. Todd Gack

    Todd Gack Dutch

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    Nice font asshole.
     
  3. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Black Belt

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    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Agreed.









    I don’t know how to do fun things with fonts.
     
  5. Cuel And Lewk

    Cuel And Lewk Mr. Cool Hand Luke Ice

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    fuck you for this flappy

    fuk yu
     
  6. Zeroinnes

    Zeroinnes White Belt

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    WHUAT?
    CLIPPY PLS!
     
  7. Krixes

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    I may or may not have typed something racist with invisible font...
     
  8. Ares Black

    Ares Black Asteroid Belt

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    Left wing

    Right wing
     
  9. Grob

    Grob Brown Belt

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    He probably hasn’t realized that the wings come off of real chickens.

    Soon to be vegan Clippy
     
  10. Brodels

    Brodels Low IQ Trump & Kavanaugh Supporter

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    Bet this hits 100 pages
     
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  11. Sansnom

    Sansnom Silver Belt

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    I refreshed the page, thought something was wrong but then scrolled down and saw your comment.
     
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  12. Dirt Road Soldier

    Dirt Road Soldier Salt the flesh! Fuck the wound!

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    On a scale of High School Prep Cheerleader to Scooby Doo, how fucking high are you right now?
     
  13. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    Don't you dare talk to him that way. You wouldn't like a stern dressing down now would you.
     
  14. Naught2Sixty

    Naught2Sixty Brown Belt

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    I'm amazed at the shit you're amazed by @Clippy
     
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  15. Todd Gack

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    If it’s invisible. Is it still racist?
     
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  16. Krixes

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  17. elreece

    elreece Brown Belt

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    you sound poor
     
  18. Clippy

    Clippy Ya wanna cook

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    NO I DONT YOU CANT FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKWE THAT
     
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  19. Todd Gack

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    If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
     
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  20. Graves

    Graves ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    hm, you're on a wing and a prayer with that ghost font etc, clipster

    might want to rethink this whole thing

    *pro tip
     

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