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Or maybe I could just keep leaving a package of Oreo's outside her door and she'll stay in all day finishing em off...
i just had a fellow poster here on sherdog tell me he's gonna "do" a fat girl...
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I'd love to say I learned my lesson but if it happened again I probably would give it another try. NOT with her. She's TOO much. But maybe with someone a little bit smaller. Someone that just didn't repulse me. But still, I'll bang a fattie one day. I just don't want to bang someone destined to be a house ridden invalid in the next few months.
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There ain't no way I'm going back there. The mercy hump can't happen. I might be a complete and absolute scumbag but I'm not busting her watermelon with a mercy hump. That's just too much even for me.
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I know I'm no gem but jeez man, that's kinda harsh...
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Apparently I'm not the only one willing to share personal stories for the sake of laughter on the forum. Come on, let it all out.
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I'm beginning to agree. I've just about exhausted every fat joke I have. I guess it's time to ship it off to the archives...
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Yeah and it's funny as hell. I think everyone would think so. Get in the bucket.
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haha. I don't think there's anything less fitting than the story I just told. It's a horrible but hilarious situation. But the personal details are left up to the holder to unveil. I'm just a sucker for punishment...
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No. I'm not reliving this again. You fucking re-read it. It's all there. This thread contains my sweat, energ,y and self-dignity the least you can do is give it a glance. You bitch.
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Damnit kids, there's nothing wrong with a larger lady. Hell, I married one. Besides, as I told you before Vod, it all depends on what's pleasing to your eye, and that varies with the amount of alcohol in you. So, I'm hoping you drank a good amount, and shagged that fatty silly.
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Bah. If ya can't shag a fatty, you need more mental "reprogramming".
EDIT: By the way, you obviously didn't drink enough beforehand.
EDIT: By the way, you obviously didn't drink enough beforehand.
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What the fuck were you thinking dude? 300?!?!
Man, I used to joke about "If I could squat em, I could fuck em", but that's taking it to new heights.....and weights. when I think fat chick, I think of maybe 200 or 220lbs, AT MOST. Even then, it's getting to be too much, depending on her height and the shape of it all. Fuck man, don't ever try that again. That's just wrong.
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She would collapse from dehydration trying to cry enough to support her girth.
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This is just a warning to all......
VOD: I think I'm going to have to get a picture of this chick so that everyone knows of the true horror of my experience
KingTalkyTiki: bwahahahhhahaha
KingTalkyTiki: sure, burn our eyes
KingTalkyTiki: thanks
VOD: Hey
VOD: I'm into sharing
Be afraid....be very afraid.
VOD: I think I'm going to have to get a picture of this chick so that everyone knows of the true horror of my experience
KingTalkyTiki: bwahahahhhahaha
KingTalkyTiki: sure, burn our eyes
KingTalkyTiki: thanks
VOD: Hey
VOD: I'm into sharing
Be afraid....be very afraid.
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Please, deprive us. I can handle it. hehe
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Blows? Damnit man, someone needs to harpoon that thing.
A taxidermist would make a killing mounting her.
A taxidermist would make a killing mounting her.
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Dude, that would be just wrong and you know it. I mean, I'm a bigtime asshole with more experience in it than you(due to advanced age, if no other reason) and even I wouldn't do that. However, an easy out, is to tell her you didn't know it was her first time, and that since you learned it you couldn't go through with ruining it for her, and that was why you won't be talking to her anymore. She might get pissed, but she may just ignore you after that. Just a thought.
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Obviously not if she keeps trying to contact him.
