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I just had a dream that Rowdy Bec Rawlings was my girlfirend

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  1. Tazmanian Huevos Soldier Of Sinister

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    So I had a dream last night that Rowdy Bec Rawlings was my girlfriend....and she didn't want to have sex with me...we were on the bed making out and foreplaying and she even got naked...but for some rude fucked up reason she would not put out....Wtf kind of bullshit dream was that????
     
  2. KeiranMc Brown Belt

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    Nightmare*
     
  3. weed ベルセルク

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    PMS maybe?


    or PVZ?


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    And her penis was bigger than yours?
     
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    Are you on drugs?
    If not, start taking some
     
  7. Tazmanian Huevos Soldier Of Sinister

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    I said Bec Rawlings not Diego Sanchez
     
  8. HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    She used to post in the OT.
     
  9. mjmj Red Belt

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    I’d have a hard time sleeping again after that experience. Who has dreams where the girl won’t put out?
     
  10. Tankeray Salvation Denied.

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    I'm sorry.
     
  11. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    i dont wanna read about your filthy trash opie.

    goddamn horndogs these days, cant keep it to themselves :hmph
     
  12. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    Shame about the ink, I really like the way she looks otherwise.
     
  13. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Did she peg you in the dream?
     
  14. Matt M It is happening again....

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    Sounds like the sort of dream I'd have. I never ever have good dreams.
    In a way that's a good thing because I'd rather wakeup after a nightmare thinking "thank fuck that was only a dream" than have an amazing dream and wakeup to realize it was only a dream.
     
  15. mooner100 Guest

    Sounds to me like you get no pussies if you have to dream up something that pathetic.
     
  16. mjmj Red Belt

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    That’s one of the worst feelings in the world. Having a dream where you’re just closing the deal, and the fucking alarm goes off. It’s especially heart breaking after being with the same woman for 20 years. I’m happily married, but I should at least be able to DREAM about others.
     
  17. Hattori Green Belt

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    Thanks for sharing
     
  18. CatchOmega Hideous Disfigurement

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    That's pretty beta when you're getting denied in your own dreams. I don't dream much but when I do I fuck everything that moves, whether they like it or not (they do).
     
  19. iThrillhouse Silver Belt

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    Then she started trying to sell her used panties/bra's and that was the last we ever saw of her
     
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    Lucky for you that you didn't get the dream AIDS
     

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