I just had a dream that Rowdy Bec Rawlings was my girlfirend

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  1. Wilson

    Wilson Free RR

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    So I had a dream last night that Rowdy Bec Rawlings was my girlfriend....and she didn't want to have sex with me...we were on the bed making out and foreplaying and she even got naked...but for some rude fucked up reason she would not put out....Wtf kind of bullshit dream was that????
     
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    Nightmare*
     
  3. 22k

    22k ベルセルク Yellow Card

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    PMS maybe?


    or PVZ?


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    Striderx5 麻ベルト

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    And her penis was bigger than yours?
     
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    Luger Rabbi of Platinum Nation Banned

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    Are you on drugs?
    If not, start taking some
     
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  7. Wilson

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    I said Bec Rawlings not Diego Sanchez
     
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    She used to post in the OT.
     
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    I’d have a hard time sleeping again after that experience. Who has dreams where the girl won’t put out?
     
  10. Tankeray

    Tankeray The Progeny of Beast of Woe

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    I'm sorry.
     
  11. Kardashians

    Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    i dont wanna read about your filthy trash opie.

    goddamn horndogs these days, cant keep it to themselves :hmph
     
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    Shame about the ink, I really like the way she looks otherwise.
     
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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Did she peg you in the dream?
     
  14. Matt M

    Matt M It is happening again....

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    Sounds like the sort of dream I'd have. I never ever have good dreams.
    In a way that's a good thing because I'd rather wakeup after a nightmare thinking "thank fuck that was only a dream" than have an amazing dream and wakeup to realize it was only a dream.
     
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  15. mooner100

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    Sounds to me like you get no pussies if you have to dream up something that pathetic.
     
  16. mjmj

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    That’s one of the worst feelings in the world. Having a dream where you’re just closing the deal, and the fucking alarm goes off. It’s especially heart breaking after being with the same woman for 20 years. I’m happily married, but I should at least be able to DREAM about others.
     
  17. Hattori

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    Thanks for sharing
     
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    CatchOmega Hideous Disfigurement

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    That's pretty beta when you're getting denied in your own dreams. I don't dream much but when I do I fuck everything that moves, whether they like it or not (they do).
     
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    Then she started trying to sell her used panties/bra's and that was the last we ever saw of her
     
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    Lucky for you that you didn't get the dream AIDS
     

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