I just can't do it

[ToxicShocker]

Despite texting some pretty exciting things back and forth I just can't bring myself to seal the deal tonight. I ended up sugaring my own churro and taking a nap. Thinking of pulling the "I can't come over, I have a headache"

 

[TrippleOG]

i bet shes even bigger in real life. trust me you made a good move. imagine the stench down there. ..

 

[odog]

Sugaring my own churro? Lol.

 

[Hankooks]

I recommend you cowboy up. Sure she's a level above pleasantly plump but she might be a great time. Ya never know.

 

[spin]

You made the right choice

 

[TrippleOG]

met up with this chick from online once, her Arms were the Size of my Legs. she couldnt fit in the booth at the table, i was so embarrassed.

 

[ToxicShocker]

The BBW lobbyists almost had me convinced about their head game but I'm going with my instinct on this one and passing.

 

[Thai Domi]

Can't see her elbows, so I can't help you, TS.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

How big is her penis?

 

[TrippleOG]

The BBW lobbyists almost had me convinced about their head game but I'm going with my instinct on this one and passing.

I used to like BBW until i realized most of them have funky smells down below from all the smegma and fat they dont even know it. Its gross. That smell stays on your fingers for a while too..

 

[sleepwalk]

met up with this chick from online once, her Arms were the Size of my Legs. she couldnt fit in the booth at the table, i was so embarrassed.

"[She's] got arms like legs.
And legs like torsos!"
-Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

 

[Jkaylor]

weak sauce.... Sloppy bj > sugar your churro

 

[TrippleOG]

Her shoulders look bigger than your Average NFL Linebacker... jfc

 

[Banchan]

If you wont fraserb will.

 

[Joe]

Need to see her feet tho

 

[JAEGERX]

i nail fat chicks from the internet all the time, but there are limits, you did good

 

[ToxicShocker]

weak sauce.... Sloppy bj > sugar your churro

More like floppy BJ. Everytime I look at that pic I think I'd be putty in her hands. She'd be deepthroating a GoGurt.

 

[ralphc1]

Can't see her elbows, so I can't help you, TS.

Let's face facts, nobody can see her elbows.

 

[TrippleOG]

we need higher standards guys

 

[ToxicShocker]

i nail fat chicks from the internet all the time, but there are limits, you did good

She sent me a pic of her love cave. I was initially interested until my eyes branched out and I could see vericose ass veins and pimples.