I invented a bad dad joke. Guess the punch line.

[Amerikuracana]

Getting rejected by a teenager for being a creepy old man??

Nothing like that has ever got close to happening. Have fun pushing on your butthole dreaming about me tho.

 

[Amerikuracana]

10 more good tries

 

[dildos]

Nothing like that has ever got close to happening. Have fun pushing on your butthole dreaming about me tho.

you threaded it and everything.

 

[Calhoun]

Don’t tell me what to do.. Cuz it’s my life.

 

[JSN]

Getting an earful? Hazed by maize?

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Don’t tell me what to do.. Cuz it’s my life.

Whooaaa, you're a loaded gun,

 

[JSN]

A bad thread

opinions are like asshole: Neil Patrick Harris likes to stick his cock in them. No wait, that’s just assholes.

 

[hohner]

Diarrhea con carne imo

 

[fingercuffs]

Diarrhea con carne imo

Bad Medicine.

 

[Philadelphia Collins]

Shucking?

 

[TuBB]

Chaffed

 

[Amerikuracana]

Getting an earful? Hazed by maize?

Close

 

[Amerikuracana]

We are at 30. Should I bless your lives with it now?

 

[Tol]

A laughing stalk

 

[Amerikuracana]

Shucking?

Also close

 

[Amerikuracana]

 

[Amerikuracana]

Amazing



































A-maize-zing

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

 

[smooth assassin]

Was going to say asshole
I was way off

 

[Amerikuracana]

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This is what happens every single time a black person drives by a police officer.