I haven't had caffeine since Aug 15 2019

[Clippy]

Guys I can't do anything right now

I am very slow and my brain doesn't work

 

[Hatukai]

Make a coffee then.

 

[Clippy]

Make a coffee then.

I don't drink coffee

But I used to pound energy drinks like they owe me money

 

[Hatukai]

I don't drink coffee

But I used to pound energy drinks like they owe me money

Then go to office toilet and jerk off. It will boost you.

 

[Clippy]

Then go to office toilet and jerk off. It will boost you.

No the problem is I need to stay awake

 

[Curmudgeon]

No the problem is I need to stay awake

Make coffee then.

 

[Clippy]

Make coffee then.

lol you guy

 

[Hatukai]

No the problem is I need to stay awake

Then jerk off again wtf?

 

[Clippy]

Then jerk off again wtf?

does that wake you up?????

 

[HelloJapan]

Lame, got the headaches yet?

 

[Curmudgeon]

does that wake you up?????

Only one way to find out, go make some tummy pancakes.

 

[Hatukai]

does that wake you up?????

I guess the solution is to walk around jerking off but without finishing off.

 

[Clippy]

Lame, got the headaches yet?

Last Thursday I almost died and my head pounded so hard it felt like I was taking kicks

 

[HelloJapan]

Last Thursday I almost died and my head pounded so hard it felt like I was taking kicks

Yeah, they can get bad...like kicking heroine bad.

 

[Clippy]

Yeah, they can get bad...like kicking heroine bad.

This is my first day at work without caffiene

3.5 hours in

6.5 to go

What do I do

I had 2 jolly ranchers

 

[Clippy]

And a sugar donught for breaky

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

I haven't had weed since an hour ago

 

[CoolB]

Suck it up. You'll be fine.

Unless you start seeing a baby crawling across the ceiling. Then it's time to give in an go make a coffee

 

[lsa]

Guys I can't do anything right now

I am very slow and my brain doesn't work

So every thing is as normal

 

[CoolB]