I have and old timey wall can opener

[Clippy]

Let me tell you, it's far, FAR better than electric ones! Saves energy and is better to use than the little hand held ones. I can open cans in a power outage with no effort.

Let me tell yam, this is mounted to the wall and opens cans in a JIFFY.

Sometimes they got it right in the old days, you know what I mean?

I have a house from 1920, and this was left behind, soooo sweet.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Pics of said can opener?

 

[Jkaylor]

Brb using imagination since no pics

 

[Clippy]

I'm not at home right now

 

[fightingrabbit]

 

[MarloStanfield]

its all about the ringpull on cans now

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Unless you're opening 10+ large cans the handheld ones are essentially effortless as well.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

I got a hand crank can opener. Works perfectly fine for those times when my can doesn't have a pull top (roughly 50/50 I reckon).

 

[drstrangelov]

Dude, I've got an ironing board that folds out of a cabinet in my kitchen.

 

[fightingrabbit]

I don't know about you guys, but I can never get a can open on the first try with the hand crank ones. It's a constant struggle of getting about an inch or so before it falls out and I have to repoke another hole. It's seriously a clusterfuck and keeps me away from eating canned tuna which I like.

Inb4doyouevencanopenbro

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I don't know about you guys, but I can never get a can open on the first try with the hand crank ones. It's a constant struggle of getting about an inch or so before it falls out and I have to repoke another hole. It's seriously a clusterfuck and keeps me away from eating canned tuna which I like.

Inb4doyouevencanopenbro

I reckon the hare gets fucked. Proper fucked.

 

[Pliny Pete]

I'm not at home right now

So youre out in public just fantasizing about your can opener?

 

[RedRocket44]

So youre out in public just fantasizing about your can opener?

Lets be honest... OP is homeless and said can opener doesn't really exist.

 

[ralphc1]

The good old Swing Away.

They still make 'em

Available here;
Amazon product ASIN B000NA47YM

 

[jefferz]

Dude, I've got an ironing board that folds out of a cabinet in my kitchen.

Wow. What will they think of next?

 

[Kick Strickland]

Let me tell yam,

Did you tell yam? How does yam feel about this?

 

[Clippy]

The good old Swing Away.

They still make 'em

Available here;
Amazon product ASIN B000NA47YM

YESS That first one is the one!!! I love it! You pull the lever down to hold the can and let er rip!!

 

[Clippy]

Did you tell yam? How does yam feel about this?

MU KEYBOARD HAS BETRAYED ME AGAIN!!!

 

[Sunfish]

MU KEYBOARD HAS BETRAYED ME AGAIN!!!

Lol.

 

[fightingrabbit]

Did you tell yam? How does yam feel about this?

Yams not home man.