I have an 18 mo. old alpha son

[Sherwolf]

If I get him to start wrasslin cub bears, will he grow up to be as good a grappler as Khabib? I'm trying to breed the next MMA goat, help me out sherbros!

 

[JabToucher]

What are his side muscles like?

 

[Guard]

How's his hairline looking TS?

 

[IDGETKTFO]

If I get him to start wrasslin cub bears, will he grow up to be as good a grappler as Khabib? I'm trying to breed the next MMA goat, help me out sherbros!

You must be a manlet if you are already expecting your son to be the next Kalabeeb.

 

[Intellidamus]

If you want him to be a true alpha, allow him to grapple the cubs in the presence of their mother. She will insure that he gets the best training possible.

 

[BRASIL WAND]

You must be a manlet if you are already expecting your son to be the next Kalabeeb.

Well detected m80... he almost pulled one on us.


Just another Manlet vicariously living through his son...

 

[yekmurat]

Let him check sherdog daily this will be enough

 

[ianferguson]

He'll probably turn out gay.

Boys with psycho pushy domineering fathers usually do.

 

[JabToucher]

If you want him to be a true alpha, allow him to grapple the cubs in the presence of their mother. She will insure that he gets the best training possible.

 

[Source]

Everyone thinks their child is special.

 

[Rvd Slmr]

He'll need to have a purple Mohawk, a flashy rashguard and some official UFC gear, so all the other parents at the under twelve class know that you raised no pussy. Also don't forget to film every competition and to swear at all the other kids.

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

He'll probably turn out gay.

Boys with psycho pushy domineering fathers usually do.

Huh? Is that what happened to you? How else would you know that?

 

[XxWolfXx]

Huh? Is that what happened to you? How else would you know that?

Lol

 

[AP_RESURRECTION]

He's got shtty genetics, but if he works hard, anything is possible I guess.

 

[M4rk]

How is his beard game?

 

[Pequeño Corey]

In all seriousness, he’d probably tap @PrideJitZoo

 

[MMAGA]

If I get him to start wrasslin cub bears, will he grow up to be as good a grappler as Khabib? I'm trying to breed the next MMA goat, help me out sherbros!

Get him his own Sherdog account for his 2nd birthday.

 

[Mr. Jamie Cee]

You’re too late. Lomachenko’s dad knew he was destined for greatness before he was even conceived. Nice try, bro.

 

[L.T.]

Title delivered by itself.. I have an 18 month old Alpha son lollll.

 

[Avenchi]

Dude all you have to do is make him do push ups for Gerber, baby powder as a talc and let's go with this shit.
Also, HGH when he's like 13. He'll grow up tall and strong.

Not telling you to do this, just an idea of what i'd do to ensure that my boy grows up to be a master specimen