I have a huge favor to ask!!!

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  1. Stavros30

    Stavros30 White Belt

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    Tonight marks the end of an era and Goldie is gone! I'm not super happy about it but ready for the change. I was wondering if anyone who cares could respond to the thread with some hilarious, ignorant, and flat out stupid statements Goldberg has made throughout his years in the UFC. This is to appreciate lol. Thanks and Goldie bless!
     
  2. fandangler101

    fandangler101 Brown Belt

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    “If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."

    Aside from the fuckups, I will miss Goldie. He always made the fights exciting.
     
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    Smoking Indoors Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Or just go to all the other Goldberg appreciation threads.
     
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    Sexy Jesus Triple-Yellow Card Banned

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    Easy one: "It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar!"



    Goldie: "Wow, body shot!"
    Hogan: "It was the head..."
     
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    TheRuthlessOne Violence Belt Yellow Card

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    Wanderlei silva beats Wanderlei silva
     
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    Don't worry, Goldie's replacement will be virtually identical.
     
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    metal7555 Fan of MMA since '98

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    Joe Rogan: "Karo is wide open!"

    Mike Goldberg: "Diaz smells the opening."

    Probably the best one for me...
     
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    jeff7b9 Silver Belt

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    The Little Eagle Soars again!!
     
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    themainman You lit a match now watch it burn

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    Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of bjj
     
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    Weidman Still my booooy!

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    You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were boys, they would pound each other behind the barn!
     
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    Only Here for Attachments Stipe Justice Warrior

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    "Gray Maynard cuts from 200 lbs."

    "He's taking a book out of Chuck's chapter!"

    "Lil' Eagle soars again!"

    "Our referee the lovely Chandella"

    "Aaron Simpson is the 40-something Randy Couture of the 30-something crowd"

    "And there's Matt's equally-aged brother, Mark"
     
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    goldberg : "speaking a little port-a-geezy in the corner!" wow joe!
    joe: thats fucking japanese
    goldberg: oh me so sowwy!
     
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    ''He touches the octagon fence for the first time''

     
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    Th3Sav4ge "What the fuck is happening!?"

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    reluctant "You're right mike goldberg"
     
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    chunglii No Me Duele

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    "Aaron Simpson is the 30-something Randy Couture for the 40-something crowd."
     
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    themainman You lit a match now watch it burn

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    He took a book out of Liddells chapter joe
     
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    jeff7b9 Silver Belt

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    Silva vs Lutter - UFC 67
    • Mike Goldberg: Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling is Travis Lutter.
    • Joe Rogan: No. No he's not.
    • MG: He's not that good?
    • JR: No he's not that good.
    • MG: Oh Okay...Kobe Bryant maybe?
    • JR: No. Not that good either.
    • MG: Tim Duncan?
    • JR: I don't any other basketball players.
     
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    Roman Empore Banned Banned

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    hes taking a book out of chucks chapter for sure lol
     
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    Brazilian crowd chanting to their president to go fuck herself

    "The brazilians here supporting their fighter..."


    Fucking hell i`m going to miss Goldie <{boneytears}>
     
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    Weidman Still my booooy!

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