I hate when people ruin the weather for me

[Official]

They are always like “wear a jacket today it’s gonna be chilly”. Bitch, I’ll figure out what the weather is as I go about my day, I don’t need your jank ass predictions.

And The Weather Channel? What a crock of shit. Stick your Doppler radar in your BUTTHOLE

 

[biscuitsbrah]

ok...

 

[My name is]

They as in your mother?

 

[Aegon Spengler]

That song deals with this exact problem

 

[Goodfella86]

This is like the script to the hackiest stand-up comedy set of all time. The hip buzz words like "jank-ass" and the cool Bro phrases like "Bitch, I'll figure out the weather as I go." I cringe when a respected comedian uses "Bitch" like that.

Spoiler

 

[bad seed]

how small and petty is your life to create this thread topic on Christmas day?

 

[Lovestorm]

 

[Jack Reacheround]

This is like the script to the hackiest stand-up comedy set of all time. The hip buzz words like "jank-ass" and the cool Bro phrases like "Bitch, I'll figure out the weather as I go." I cringe when a respected comedian uses "Bitch" like that.

Spoiler

And what’s with that haircut called the mullet? Couldn’t decide on which haircut to get?

Ok, that’s all the time I have. Gallagher is up next.