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Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by Nezahualcoyotl, Aug 29, 2015.

  1. Nezahualcoyotl Banned Banned

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    That Bisping was at a convenience store shopping and some lady in her 20s came up to him. She told him that he had "shit boxing" and that she could out box him. So she came at him throwing hands and he moved around, but got clipped in the jaw with a grazing right hook. He was unfazed and then came forward and pressured her and backed her up, but didn't hit her. She then laughed at him and said, "see see look, you still couldn't even out box ME!" Bisping then comes at her again this time, actually hits her this time with a left hook to the body, she crumples over, then Bisping lands a trip and knocks her down. Then he says, "oh what happened dear? Thought you said you could out box me, did ya?" And that was it.
     
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    You dreamed about floyd vs ronda
     
  3. Strikes Again Banned Banned

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    And then?
     
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    Did you fuck her?
     
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    Did you realise it was a dream when bisping dropped her?
     
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    [​IMG]

    Do your dreams often involve Michael Bisping?
     
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    Are you sure this didn't actually happen?
     
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    Is this an appropriate time to say 'cool story bro' ?
     
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    oh shit, I had that same dream
     
  10. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    They should have an immediate rematch
     
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    perfect time to say it =)
     
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    lol love it
     
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    cool man, i had a dream that jon jones fought war machine and threw him out of the cage.
     
  14. Nezahualcoyotl Banned Banned

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    How would Floyd know how to trip though?

    I woke up.

    Lol no.

    Haha ya pretty much. I was like wtf is going on.

    Haha never have before.

    I don't live in England so no I am not.

    Yes. Yes it is.

    Lol!

    Think The Count takes it again.

    Precisely!

    Haha I'm glad you could enjoy!

    Lmfao that's really funny. Hahaha
     
  15. D.R.H. If you haven't heard...I'm the best! Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    That's when the lights went down and the 70's funk starting playing and then...well...use your imagination. :redface:
     
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    Phew.. it's my first time and I didn't want to mess it up.
     
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    uncalled for wasteland
     

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