I got the number from the nurse giving me the vaccine

[genecop]

One and done, RIP TS…

 

[Woldog]

So I rolled up my sleeves and I got mothafuckin big pythons

The nurse is like "ooooohhhh" and she started to feel by arms. I thought she was finding the place to inject but she kept molesting my freakin huge gains

She gave me her number, about to go on a date

Sorry sherdog, I'll be busy tonight. Don't keep me waiting

EDIT: She injected it into my butt!!!!

Yesterday you got bashed and robbed by children. Today you're picking up nurses.

 

[Horus]

A friend of mine said to me when I was younger..."There are three certainties in life...death, taxes ...and nurses"

 

[FierceRedBelt]

A friend of mine said to me when I was younger..."There are three certainties in life...death, taxes ...and nurses"

Highly empathetic

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

EDIT: She injected it into my butt!!!!

glad the date went well.

 

[SalvadorAllende]

I got bigger biceps because I lift crates of beer bottles and chicken buckets.

Plot twist.. he does not sell chicken and beer in a parking lot. He jerk guys off and that is why his arm is developed.

 

[Zinger]

 

[Jesus X]

This is only respectable if she was an RN.

LVNs can be significantly dumber, especially in states with crappy certification

I concur I know some hoodrats that became lvns or phlebotomists after their baby daddies took off.

 

[Contempt]

EDIT: She injected it into my butt!!!!

Make sure you return the favor later dude... it's only fair.

 

[Tone C]

EDIT: She injected it into my butt!!!!

Pegging ?

 

[GSP_37]

Was it 867-5309?

 

[Halifax]

This definitely happened, don't pay attention to any of the haters that say otherwise.

It did. There is even video evidence

 

[clutchCAT420]

Strippers and hookers > nurses

 

[4daLuLZ]

Does she know about your chicken business?

Of course not.
Should the pig know about your bacon delivery business ?

 

[fungi]

blah-blah-blah
EDIT: She injected it into my butt!!!!

Pegging, eh?

 

[cincymma79]

So I rolled up my sleeves and I got mothafuckin big pythons

The nurse is like "ooooohhhh" and she started to feel by arms. I thought she was finding the place to inject but she kept molesting my freakin huge gains

She gave me her number, about to go on a date

Sorry sherdog, I'll be busy tonight. Don't keep me waiting

EDIT: She injected it into my butt!!!!

I hope he's gentle with your brown rose

 

[El_Dyablo619]

Pegging ?

He got his shit pushed in big time

 

[Alphaboy]

It did. There is even video evidence

<45><Lmaoo>

 

[ralphc1]

So I rolled up my sleeves and I got mothafuckin big pythons

The nurse is like "ooooohhhh" and she started to feel by arms. I thought she was finding the place to inject but she kept molesting my freakin huge gains

She gave me her number, about to go on a date

Sorry sherdog, I'll be busy tonight. Don't keep me waiting

EDIT: She injected it into my butt!!!!

So she used a strap on?

 

[Provocateur]

Was her number 555-555-5555 just like in the movies?