I got some friggin' hammers dude

Discussion in 'Standup Technique' started by Drain Bamage, Jul 9, 2020.

  1. Azam Brown Belt

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    I think you've been hit too many times in the head with a baseball.

    Is this how you got concussed bro?

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    You want real punching power you listen to me bro and do the following everyday:
    1. 100 Push-Ups.
    2. 100 Sit-Ups.
    3. 100 Squats.
    4. 10KM Run

    You might be a bald 12 year old boy but i'm willing to sacrifice your hair to see you make those gainz.

    Thank me when you get to the top.
     
  2. Dexter Orange Belt

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    Is it some high-level secret technique for that americans favourite sport?

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  3. spacetime Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    What went wrong there?
     
  4. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Looks like TS went head first into ass and got concussed.

    Happens in baseball apparently.

    They call it ass to mouth concussions...
     
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  6. spacetime Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I've never seen that before. It looks really bad for your neck. Cant be good for the pitchers (?) ass either. Those things don't heal in a day...
     
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  7. Drain Bamage Silver Belt

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    I know it sounds crazy but my punching power comes from being a pitcher in baseball and also dominating in tether ball in elementary school built up those same muscles.

    When I say I was king of the tether ball courts I mean it. People feared facing me. I was a one hitter quitter. Games usually ended on my first hit.
     
  8. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    what's your record?
     
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    The best way to develop punching power is to eat a lot. I don't want to be punched in the head by anyone over 250lb. Even an obese 250.
     
  10. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    A-level athletes

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    Post a training clip or better sparring. You may get valuable criticism. There are some coaches on this forum.
     
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  12. spacetime Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Maybe you should read that USER name once more
     
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    "Never go to the ground" has taken a new meaning. How long would you last with those elephants on top of you?
     
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  14. listrahtes Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    @DoctorTaco
    Did several years of ballet in my youth and it helped me tremendously in all movement later on be it martial arts, track & field or other dancing and was never really good at ballet.

    Best decision ever made and that was no small feat back then as a 6year old with all the jokes about me running around in spandex :D
     
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  15. Drain Bamage Silver Belt

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    In tether ball? Undefeated.

    I'm not kidding when I say, I would ht the ball one time and the other kid would usually just run away in fear.

    And to top it all off, I was the smallest kid. I had that Fedor power. Small and unnassuming but with hammers.
     
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  16. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    No, I meant in combat sports, because KO power isn't the be all end all of it. Its an entire system, power is just one variable in the equation
     
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    My record in combat sports is 0-0 ive never been in a fight
     
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    What type of bicycle helmet do you wear?
     
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    A perfect record. Possible future GOAT.
     
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    And PVZ tweet thot dances.
     

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