I found why GSP has a distended gut in fights

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  1. superpunch

    superpunch Gold Belt

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    Listen to his interview here. He clearly explains it. I have a gut too and I do the same thing. It makes sense. Pasta before training or fighting gives you tons of energy. Michael Jordan and Mike Tyson used to eat pasta before their fights too.

    Timestamp: 8:40

     
  2. crocopteam

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    Jordan used to fight??

    Damn, gotta look that shit up!
     
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    Or perhaps he had a distended gut becuase he had a distended gut.
     
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    I look like that and when I suck in it’s a perfect 6 pack... and I’ve never done steroids in my life
     
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    Nah, we all know it was because of aliens.
     
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    Yeah vs the Bad Boy Pistons. it was Jordan vs 12 players
     
  7. whitekid

    whitekid i spit the life, but i don't live the life

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    please, we all know what a steroid gut looks like, and he definitely has one
     
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    I heard Winston Churchill and Charlie Chaplin did the same thing before their fights too.
     
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    Someone ban these fighter bashing white belts plz. Thanks.
     
  10. whitekid

    whitekid i spit the life, but i don't live the life

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    keep sniffing gsp's jockstrap
     
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    Does someone has the link to this Michael Jordan fight?
     
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    Smells like victory
     
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    Bam!
    <Y2JSmirk>{<jordan}
     
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    Just give them yellow cards for not knowing the difference between steroids and HGH.

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    Rogan is very open about his use of Testosterone and HGH.
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    Steroids do not cause the turtle-shell looking gut. This is bodybuilding in the old days when they did not use HGH:
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    Modern day bodybuilding with the use of HGH:
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    HGH gut dummy
     
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    That’s some expensive pasta
     
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    Kyokushin and other forms of karate condition the abdominal area a shit ton.

    That's what I always chalked it up to, anyway.

    Could be wrong. I know fuck all about steroids.
     
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    Techically it's actually prolonged growth hormone usage that causes distended guts
     
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