I found the cat I kicked out of the neighborhood living in the sewer

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  1. Reyesnuthugr

    Reyesnuthugr Dominick Reyes Belt

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    You should call animal control, they'll be able to help, and it will put your neighbor on record if they were being negligent so next time they're breaking rules they'll already be on the books and it wont look like you tried to escalate a he said/she said type of thing, you'll look credible
     
  2. Sketch

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  3. JabToucher

    JabToucher Brown Belt

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    Do you think the cat has learnt its lesson yet and is ready to get along in society?
     
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  4. KILL KILL

    KILL KILL Gold Belt

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    My neighbors cat hangs out in the storm drain all the time. Doesn't mean it's abandoned.
     
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  5. SaigeVanZant

    SaigeVanZant Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    You're the one that belongs living in the sewer.
     
  6. luv24nic8

    luv24nic8 Purple Belt

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    Go rescue the cat you heartless prick!
     
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  7. Hearse Lightning

    Hearse Lightning Not an Uber

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    I guess I missed the first thread but laughed hard at the title of this one.
     
  8. Tachycardia

    Tachycardia Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Thanks, I’ve been looking for threads for the main page

    Easy pick
     
  9. HHJ

    HHJ Jeg reiser til mørkets dyp der alt er dødt.

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    That cat will tell the other cats about you,and then thats the end.
     
  10. 90 50

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  11. Vil7

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    You better hope that cat doesn't join forces with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.....
     
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  12. JabToucher

    JabToucher Brown Belt

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    What would the cat of learn'd being let off the hook as such?
     
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  13. MoparOrNoCar

    MoparOrNoCar Black Belt

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    You should go look for the cat again


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  14. Gene Tunney

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    As far as I am concerned, you are now the cat's guardian and you must shoulder that responsibility.
     
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  15. 90 50

    90 50 Silver Belt

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    See the post above yours
     
  16. dembonesPLUSone

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    LMFAO at being so enraged you turned that poor cat into a hobo cat. Not the cats fault that you don't own an intelligent pure breed.
     
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    So the update is that after your retarded dog ran into a parked car because you didn't know how to walk him, you've complained and feel victory that you found the cat in a sewage drain?

    And your argument is that cat owners are cunts?
     
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  18. El_Dyablo619

    El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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    -Start a gofundme
    -adopt the cat
    -Name it "That209 1/2"
     
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  19. I am your real dad

    I am your real dad I am surrounded by NERDs !!!

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    Why don't you kill it?
     
  20. MadSquabbles500

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    Cats can survive on their own. Just leave a little tuna, and fresh water outside.
     

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