i found mel's hole.

[terrapin]

cant reveal the location but i found the famed and lost mel's hole. i was walking along and there it was and i fell in and it was turtles all the way down. first it was just small little cute turtles but then as i got deeper (and further into the source of things) they started becoming sea turtles and then giant sea turtles and then massive giant space faring sea turtles acting as massive passenger ships carrying thousands of people to terrapin station and nobody could tell if it was the end or the beginning. there were some crickets and cicadas too.....


ill never be the same again but the freakiest thing came last.... i arrived at some bluish green place where everything was sort of warping and woofing and then i saw him....... it was beautiful and terrible in its being. he walked on two legs and had his wizards staff and his eyes were lightning and his voice was thunder.

it was the turtle king. tremendous fear and awe radiated and i shrunk in its presence..... his presence was so great that it was terrible and wonderful. i wept and laughed and cried until i exploded with love until i was no more and there was nothing left.... just one endless sea of infinity.

but it was turtles all the way down.

 

[I Am Legion]

 

[Killer Whale]

 

[ROKKO]

That was quite a metaphor for getting your dick in some pussy for the first time. It really is great sometimes. Tell Melanie I said hello.

 

[Fugazy]

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Me too man, me too.

 

[Deleted member 587672]

cant reveal the location but i found the famed and lost mel's hole. i was walking along and there it was and i fell in and it was turtles all the way down. first it was just small little cute turtles but then as i got deeper (and further into the source of things) they started becoming sea turtles and then giant sea turtles and then massive giant space faring sea turtles acting as massive passenger ships carrying thousands of people to terrapin station and nobody could tell if it was the end or the beginning. there were some crickets and cicadas too.....


ill never be the same again but the freakiest thing came last.... i arrived at some bluish green place where everything was sort of warping and woofing and then i saw him....... it was beautiful and terrible in its being. he walked on two legs and had his wizards staff and his eyes were lightning and his voice was thunder.

it was the turtle king. tremendous fear and awe radiated and i shrunk in its presence..... his presence was so great that it was terrible and wonderful. i wept and laughed and cried until i exploded with love until i was no more and there was nothing left.... just one endless sea of infinity.

but it was turtles all the way down.

Alright dude!!!
Party on.

 

[MeatWagon06]

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[crabmeat]

Man, I miss the Art Bell days of Coast to Coast.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

i found mel's hole.

It wasn't consensual, and now Mr Mel Gibson feels violated

 

[terrapin]

Man, I miss the Art Bell days of Coast to Coast.

 

[smooth assassin]

That was quite a metaphor for getting your dick in some pussy for the first time. It really is great sometimes. Tell Melanie I said hello.

Hey, he said his name is Mel !
dick

 

[Spounman]

 

[terrapin]

yes sir the one and only. if you haven't heard his album "a sailors guide to earth" then you are in for a hell of a treat man..... that album will make me weep every single time... especially polliwog.

 

[Spounman]

yes sir the one and only. if you haven't heard his album "a sailors guide to earth" then you are in for a hell of a treat man..... that album will make me weep every single time... especially polliwog.

I haven't heard it but I need too.

 

[terrapin]

I haven't heard it but I need too.

i just linked it above this post. its a hell of a trip man. very powerful music.

 

[biscuitsbrah]

So is Mel the turtle king or what? Who’s Mel?

 

[terrapin]

So is Mel the turtle king or what? Who’s Mel?

mel called into art bell's radio show and told of a bottomless hole he found on his property. it was an EPIC episode with people calling in from all over the country. it caused a hell of a stir.

and i found that hole and fell in and that's why i started the thread because it was turtles all the way down....

the turtle is probably some kind of demigod or something... just under the ultimate godhead.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

While the firelight's aglow
Strange shadows from the flames will grow
Till things we've never seen
Will seem familiar

 

[terrapin]

While the firelight's aglow
Strange shadows from the flames will grow
Till things we've never seen
Will seem familiar

i cant figure out
if its the end or beginning
but the trains put its breaks on
and the whistle is screaming
terrapin!!!

 

[Rob Battisti]

mel called into art bell's radio show and told of a bottomless hole he found on his property. it was an EPIC episode with people calling in from all over the country. it caused a hell of a stir.

and i found that hole and fell in and that's why i started the thread because it was turtles all the way down....

the turtle is probably some kind of demigod or something... just under the ultimate godhead.

Bro — I hope you didn’t find Mel’s hole because when he put the goat down there —- what crawled out was demonic.