I found a perfectly good screw in someone's driveway this morning

[Clippy]

On my walk to work - here is a size comparison next to a bottle of Vitamin D

Most people would walk by but as a good Samaritan I thought of the tires and resumed my walk

Decent length - premium condition - a little wear around the Robinson square but I don't think it will cause much strife - gunna put it in my garage and hang an old hat on it and remember the memories

 

[BisexualMMA]

At first I wasn't impressed but then I saw how it stacks up to the Vitamin D.

 

[Clippy]

At first I wasn't impressed but then I saw how it stacks up to the Vitamin D.

Here it is next to a tiny ziplock bag of miscellaneous ear buds

 

[Horse Style]

"Screw", "Vitamin D", "Decent Length"...

There's some sort of joke here but I can't figure it out. @Medulla Omoplata, thoughts?

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

1. Where do you work?

2. Do you own a car?

3. Do you whistle while you walk?

 

[BisexualMMA]

"Screw", "Vitamin D", "Decent Length"...

There's some sort of joke here but I can't figure it out. @Medulla Omoplata, thoughts?

I'm Tyrone.

And screw this paperclip looking motherfucker putting hardware next to Vitamin D.

I'm here to fuck his wife.

Decent Length Style.

 

[Clippy]

1. Where do you work?

2. Do you own a car?

3. Do you whistle while you walk?

I have a car and can't whistle

I work in an office

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

I have a car and can't whistle

I work in an office

So do you walk to save gas money and exercise? If so, you're a genius.

Also please number your responses when answering questions. Thanks.

 

[Armbars]

One for the books.

 

[Vitor CroCop]

Maybe threads like these is why god took your cat

 

[Clippy]

So do you walk to save gas money and exercise? If so, you're a genius.

Also please number your responses when answering questions. Thanks.

ya

 

[Milgrim]

I have a car and can't whistle

I work in an office

Get one of these ...

 

[Clippy]

Maybe threads like these is why god took your cat

First off

God doesn't read Sherdog

second

wtf

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Maybe threads like these is why god took your cat

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

First off

God doesn't read Sherdog

second

wtf

 

[dormammu]

Maybe threads like these is why god took your cat

<Lmaoo>

 

[dormammu]

On my walk to work - here is a size comparison next to a bottle of Vitamin D

Most people would walk by but as a good Samaritan I thought of the tires and resumed my walk

Decent length - premium condition - a little wear around the Robinson square but I don't think it will cause much strife - gunna put it in my garage and hang an old hat on it and remember the memories

There is no way in hell that shitty black and decker drill of yours will be able to utilize that screw

 

[Clippy]

There is no way in hell that shitty black and decker drill of yours will be able to utilize that screw

It works really good it's 20 V

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Where did you find the bottle of Vitamin D?

 

[Clippy]

Where did you find the bottle of Vitamin D?

I bought that

My cowoeker convinced me I need to take 10000 units of the D a day to make up for all the sun I missed in the winter

I been too lethargic lately