I found a perfectly good screw in someone's driveway this morning

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    On my walk to work - here is a size comparison next to a bottle of Vitamin D

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    Most people would walk by but as a good Samaritan I thought of the tires and resumed my walk

    Decent length - premium condition - a little wear around the Robinson square but I don't think it will cause much strife - gunna put it in my garage and hang an old hat on it and remember the memories
     
  2. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    At first I wasn't impressed but then I saw how it stacks up to the Vitamin D.
     
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  3. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    Here it is next to a tiny ziplock bag of miscellaneous ear buds

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  4. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    "Screw", "Vitamin D", "Decent Length"...

    There's some sort of joke here but I can't figure it out. @Medulla Omoplata, thoughts?
     
  5. LaYLa & SaDiE

    LaYLa & SaDiE Bebop Bebop

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    1. Where do you work?

    2. Do you own a car?

    3. Do you whistle while you walk?
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I'm Tyrone.

    And screw this paperclip looking motherfucker putting hardware next to Vitamin D.

    I'm here to fuck his wife.

    Decent Length Style.
     
  7. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    I have a car and can't whistle

    I work in an office
     
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    LaYLa & SaDiE Bebop Bebop

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    So do you walk to save gas money and exercise? If so, you're a genius.

    Also please number your responses when answering questions. Thanks.
     
  9. Armbars

    Armbars Oops!

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    One for the books.
     
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    Vitor CroCop Right Wing Liberal Banned

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    Maybe threads like these is why god took your cat
     
  11. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    ya
     
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    Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid Platinum Member

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    Get one of these ...

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  13. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    First off

    God doesn't read Sherdog

    second

    wtf
     
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    LaYLa & SaDiE Bebop Bebop

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    <VinceShock>
     
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    LaYLa & SaDiE Bebop Bebop

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    <{cuts}><Bottle.gif>
     
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    dormammu Banned Banned

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    <Lmaoo>
     
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    dormammu Banned Banned

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    There is no way in hell that shitty black and decker drill of yours will be able to utilize that screw
     
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  18. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    It works really good it's 20 V
     
  19. Hoof Hearted

    Hoof Hearted Brown Belt

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    Where did you find the bottle of Vitamin D?
     
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    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    I bought that

    My cowoeker convinced me I need to take 10000 units of the D a day to make up for all the sun I missed in the winter

    I been too lethargic lately
     

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