I followed a Coca Cola truck tonight

[Clippy]

You guys I was driving along at 1 Am and Suddenly as I pull off the highway I find myself right next to a double transport Coca Cola truck
!!



My heart filled up with joy and whimsy - I almost burst at the seems and reminded of Christmas - this commercial - seriously right in the feels



I kept following it wondering where it would go my heart so filled with wonder and imignation. I had the biggest heart on. Live is so great and this proves it. Where is this truck giving coke to at this hour - followed it to the local jail and it made me smile so hard but then it turned into an industrial zone and I saw a place I didn't know about filled with other coca cola trucks and I felt like it made it's way home

you guys

My heart soared to the skies when I seen it - every great movie needs to have this kind of ending - for reals - reunited with family at last a true miracle

ife is AMAZING

 

[aunshi189]

What a beautiful story, I await the movie adaptation and expect Tom Hanks to play @Clippy .

 

[13 others]

Riveting

 

[nostradumbass]

Why the hell was the sun out at 1AM?

 

[mushishi]

It wasn’t the coke truck, it was the melatonin high.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

What a beautiful story, I await the movie adaptation and expect Tom Hanks to play @Clippy .

Nah I prefer my @Clippy to be black

Cubba Gooding Jr it is

 

[hillelslovak87]

Nah I prefer my @Clippy to be black

Cubba Gooding Jr it is

 

[yamahacrasher]

I must be getting simple in my old age. I had a big stupid grin the whole time I was reading your post. I fear all the @Clippy posts I've read over the last few years are beginning to have a lasting affect. Fuck.

 

[Turtlejuice]

What a beautiful story, I await the movie adaptation and expect Tom Hanks to play @Clippy .

I feel like Tom Hanks already played @Clippy

 

[bortt]

Trivia: Coca Cola was originally invented by a pharmacist as a substitute for highly addictive morphine, and the drink included 4 drugs: sugar, caffeine, alcohol, and cocaine. It was marketed as a cure for a variety of ailments including impotence.

 

[Madmick]

OP was better than The Shape of Water.


True fucking story.

 

[Halge]

Coca Cola trucks are known disease carriers, and have no place in urban environments. Doesn't matter how cute they are.

 

[MarloStanfield]

Cool

 

[odog]

Since we are on the topic of Coke delivery trucks, for some reason, I'll share something someone told me recently.

He was a purchaser for a large hotel and said Coke was the worst company to deal with. They know you want their product so they dictate terms.

Did you get super busy and run out of Coke? They don't care. They tell you when you can get a shipment. No flexibility.

What are you gonna do? Buy Pepsi?

 

[Phr3121]

I hate to rain on your parade @Clippy, but those trucks do not carry Coca-Cola. The company has a contract with the Department of Energy to deliver Uranium 235 and Plutonium 239 to nuclear weapons facilities throughout the United States. It is a decoy scheme so they won't be robbed by terrorists. Look at the number of wheels on the truck. They are usually seen at night only.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I feel like Tom Hanks already played @Clippy

Stop appropriating my gifs

 

[Turtlejuice]

Stop appropriating my gifs

 

[Deleted member 220895]

ife sucks

 

[ralphc1]

Why are you up all night @Clippy? Did you start a new career as a cat burglar?

 

[ralphc1]

Seems to me that you used the wrong seams!