I fell down the stairs Saturday night.

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  1. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    I fell down the stairs not long before Jones Vs Reyes match was about to start to get another beer.

    It still hurts somewhat. Not spinal Collin but hip and sides.
     
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    Holy shit. I legit lol’d at “spinal Collin.” Good job, sir.
     
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    damn, that has happened to me a couple of times running to the kitchen to get shit while im wasted, the pain gets neutralized by the liquor but the next day is brutal, dont know your age but if you're old might wanna go hit the ER
     
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    Straight up its because you need to steam vac the stairs, the oil and debris from your feet build up right on the edge of the step and become slick
     
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    I don't think anythings broken. Just right scapula and hip bone took most the impact on the stairs.

    Being drunk certainly helped with the pain!

    My stairs are carpeted. It was my dog which caused the trip. He intersected me coming down the stairs and I stepped aside to let him pass. Then lost my balance.

    He was nice enough to look confused as to why I was laying at the bottom of the stairs.
     
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    I stubbed my toe, I know exactly how you feel.
     
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  10. fingercuffs VICTORIA CONCORDIA CRESCIT Platinum Member

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    Do it loads, I tend to fall UP more than down though.
     
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    Theresa falls up the stairs, Theresa falls down the stairs.
     
  12. Doughie99 Face-paint Belt

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    Not Spinal Collin??
    Well that was truly a Blessing in the Skies.
     
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    You didn't accidentally bump the sledgehammer with your Penis Gabriel, did you??
     
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    You next time:

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    did that once.... In a fckng nightclub.....

    Was too drunk to be ashame,
    But damn the pain and bruises the next day!
     
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    Glad your okay,op
     
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    Found ts.

     
  18. DarkneT Khamzat sucks Platinum Member

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    Was you pissed?
     
  19. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    Fortunately all the stairs in my house only go up
     
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    I once fell really hard and thought I broke my coccyx. It hurt for like 3 months.
     

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