Social I Don't Understand New Female Beauty Trends

[Brom Bones]

Maybe it's because I'm a 46 year old man, but I don't get new beauty trends. The first one that baffled me was when women were plastering curls onto their forehead. This:



Apparently, it has a name: laid edges. It's more distracting than anything, but wasn't too bad, I guess.

The next one I noticed was women making this point on the outside of their eyes with eyeliner. This:



Every time I talk to a girl with this (and they're almost always 30 and younger), I just stare and think how dumb and distracting it looks. I've heard it's to make them look like a cat, but I'm just not feeling it.

Is it just me? I've never understood the need for things like duck lips, too much makeup, plastic surgery, etc. Just be yourself. At least you will look normal (even if you're ugly) and not all weird. I'd like to hear what the 2 women of Sherdog have to say aboot this. @Kardashians @fingercuffs

 

[Tone C]

False eyelashes that look atrocious.

Was at work yesterday and one young lady (?) walked past me wearing a tee shirt with no bra underneath it . Not an issue except she was very plump and a very large girl up top. Again, not an issue but she had very, very saggy breasts . And the reason I could tell this was because she had both of them pierced with very large piercings, the barbell style and they were pointing at the floor .

I respect her choice to dress how she wants but still, it looked an interesting choice ...

 

[Why did you]

Female beatuty trends are not new, god know since when females started with those weird beauty habits

 

[Kal-El]

Lol, I actually think both those styles can look quite nice.
You're not supposed to get it, it's girly stuff that girls like to do. Let them be feminine.

 

[Mock Artwork]

I was alive for JNCO jeans and wallet chains. It’s not a gender issue.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Those fake eyelashes that look like sludgey mops above their eyes... fucking gross.

Long-ass fake finger nails... fucking gross.

Those thick painted-on eyebrows... fucking gross.

Laid edges look nice when they are done nice.

 

[Mock Artwork]

Those fake eyelashes that look like sludgey mops above their eyes... fucking gross.

Long-ass fake finger nails... fucking gross.

Those thick painted-on eyebrows... fucking gross.

Laid edges look nice when they are done nice.

I really don’t understand the long fingernails. I haven’t met any guy who really thinks that’s attractive. Dunno, maybe they’re out there. I have no idea how it doesn’t drive them insane.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Mr @Brom Bones i appreciate that this matter is important enough to you to post only for 5730th time in your 19 year sherdog career.

I can only say this: I hope you find the person whom you truly find beautiful and that your love of her beauty only grows of over time.

 

[JangoMike]

"I Don't Understand Females"

Fixed it for you. . .


Also .....

"Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other." – Al Bundy

 

[Fury]

"I Don't Understand Females"

Fixed it for you. . .


Also .....

"Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other." – Al Bundy

Had to give a like for an Al Bundy quote

 

[I Am Legion]

I went to a BBQ over the weekend. About 12 women had on baggy "boyfriend" jeans. They all looked like idiots. Then I went to Walmart to get beer. When did it become acceptable to wear pajamas, fuzzy slippers, and shower caps in public? WTF?

 

[Fury]

Then I went to Walmart to get beer. When did it become acceptable to wear pajamas, fuzzy slippers, and shower caps in public?

I go to Wal-Mart probably once every few years but for the last few decades people have dressed like this or worse there.

Also, when I was in school (late middle and high school) girls wearing pajama pants to school or out was a thing. Like extra casual basically.

 

[fungi]

Maybe it's because I'm a 46 year old man, but I don't get new beauty trends. The first one that baffled me was when women were plastering curls onto their forehead. This:

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Apparently, it has a name: laid edges. It's more distracting than anything, but wasn't too bad, I guess.

The next one I noticed was women making this point on the outside of their eyes with eyeliner. This:

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Every time I talk to a girl with this (and they're almost always 30 and younger), I just stare and think how dumb and distracting it looks. I've heard it's to make them look like a cat, but I'm just not feeling it.

Is it just me? I've never understood the need for things like duck lips, too much makeup, plastic surgery, etc. Just be yourself. At least you will look normal (even if you're ugly) and not all weird. I'd like to hear what the 2 women of Sherdog have to say aboot this. @Kardashians @fingercuffs

The laid edges is a ghetto thing.

Lighter skinned and less hairy females do not have those. Darker skinned and high-level of hirsutism females have them. Some blacks, middle easterners, some south europeans.

Now, with everything gheytto being fashionable, it's not a surprise for me.

 

[Gutter Chris]

I was alive for JNCO jeans and wallet chains. It’s not a gender issue.

Both of those things were and still are awesome.

The pointy eyeliner things been a thing for a while it just moved around to becoming a more mainstream thing. Goth chicks and punk chicks and dudes were doing it in the 90s.

 

[Mock Artwork]

Both of those things were and still are awesome.

The pointy eyeliner things been a thing for a while it just moved around to becoming a more mainstream thing. Goth chicks and punk chicks and dudes were doing it in the 90s.

I must digress. Airwalks though, now that I can get behind.

 

[Mock Artwork]

I go to Wal-Mart probably once every few years but for the last few decades people have dressed like this or worse there.

Also, when I was in school (late middle and high school) girls wearing pajama pants to school or out was a thing. Like extra casual basically.

Plaid pajama pants and Grateful Dead tees for miles.

 

[Gutter Chris]

I must digress. Airwalks though, now that I can get behind.

My fave pair of shoes I have ever had was a purple kool aid colored pair i had in 9th grade. At the end of their life they were covered in punk ska graffiti all scuffed up and had blood stains from when a friend of mine got hit with a bottle at a dropkick Murphys show.

I wish I had them in like a glass case or something. I kind of came into my identity in that time period of my life and it would be cool to think about all of those memories and people and ask my wife ....remember that time....

Jincos just aren't practical to be wearing but they were awesome. Wallet chains on the other hand will always he cool. I only stopped wearing mine because my belt is pushing max weight with a gun and multiple mags already and 4 more pounds of steel was just too much.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I could put up with all that shit if women would just please please please stop getting those lip injections. It's never looked good on anyone. Not once.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Wood?

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

The word "literally".