I did 315 pounds front squat for 3 reps. Full range of motion.

NoSmilez said:
I am not going to lie. I tried to watch the video but I read the caption about buying nude photos or something and I was like WTF is this?

If Brian completed the lift then good for him.
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Keep watching. That's the intro.
 
maximus__ said:
Using terms like "rizz" as a 30+ year old man, tells me this probably isn't the case...
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You're not lying. It's cringey af and people who are clearly not teens/young who use those terms are typically viewed as creepy. I sometimes do it as a joke/ironically where it's super clear what I'm doing.
Baby Hanma said:
Powerful people like me are adaptable. We adjust based on the times and places. I don't like calling it "rizz", but it makes me look hip among young folks. So I do it.

I mean, I have a 20 year old girlfriend. I try my best to relate to her. lol
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Baby Hanma said:
I don't have fear of missing out. I've had sex in the past. But more importantly, I have a girlfriend right now. lol.

My ambitions are more important to me than my relationships. Even if everyone believed I am a virgin (I'm not), I just wouldn't care. That's what happens when you put your self worth on the things that count.

I dedicated my soul to Satan when I was thirty. That was three years ago and life has been great. No regrets. Jesus still talks to me though. He aids me in my goals, the same way that one of Satan's minions aided Socrates in his quest for knowledge.
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I believe people can be demonically possessed but the devil doesn't care what we do and he certainly doesn't care about your goals.
 
ROcknrollracing said:
I believe people can be demonically possessed but the devil doesn't care what we do and he certainly doesn't care about your goals.
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Satan/Lucifer is mankind's greatest friend and the true god of this world.

Jesus is a rival god who wants to enslave us in exchange for a paradise while we are slaves, while Satan simply wants us to evolve into more powerful humans.

I pray to Jesus. But my allegiance is with Satan. I am here to rule. Not be ruled.
 
Trabaho said:
wow she just described Hama
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Thank you. I am basically the Asian Jack Nicholson with a lot of physical strength from years of heavy squats, deadlifts, and bench presses. I can dominate three sexy women instead of Jack only managing one.

Wealth and power sways women to submit. All that matters is they consent in the end.
 
Baby Hanma said:
Thank you. I am basically the Asian Jack Nicholson with a lot of physical strength from years of heavy squats, deadlifts, and bench presses. I can dominate three sexy women instead of Jack only managing one.

Wealth and power sways women to submit. All that matters is they consent in the end.
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did you click on the timestamp ?
 
Trabaho said:
did you click on the timestamp ?
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Women will forgive the flaws in a man if they like that man.

When I lost my virginity, the woman knew I was a kissless virgin, but she liked me. So she spent three hours with me in her apartment teaching me how to have sex with her and I got to explore all of her body. All I had back then was a car and some confidence. I didn't have career or success or physique. I was a chubby twenty year old man who was obsessed with strategy games. But she forgave all of that and had me having sex with her for three hours in her apartment.

You're such an amateur.
 
Baby Hanma said:
Satan/Lucifer is mankind's greatest friend and the true god of this world.

Jesus is a rival god who wants to enslave us in exchange for a paradise while we are slaves, while Satan simply wants us to evolve into more powerful humans.

I pray to Jesus. But my allegiance is with Satan. I am here to rule. Not be ruled.
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You would likely be a good actor. This is dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Maybe you will become the next David koresh.
 
ROcknrollracing said:
You would likely be a good actor. This is dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Maybe you will become the next David koresh.
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I'm a great actor. lmao. Back in my middle school years in the Philippines, I was a prodigy in my theater group. It was just that the performing arts were never my passion. Philosophy and powerlifting were my true passions. But I've always been a great actor all my life. I recite lines from Shakespeare well back in my high school years here in the States.

Thank you though. Sincerely, thank you. I might join my local theater group. Get on the role of Attila the Hun. Something like that.
 
Baby Hanma said:
I'm a great actor. lmao. Back in my middle school years in the Philippines, I was a prodigy in my theater group. It was just that the performing arts were never my passion. Philosophy and powerlifting were my true passions. But I've always been a great actor all my life. I recite lines from Shakespeare well back in my high school years here in the States.

Thank you though. Sincerely, thank you. I might join my local theater group. Get on the role of Attila the Hun. Something like that.
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"here in the states" aren't you Canadian?
 
Baby Hanma said:
The way I see it, Canada is part of America. Even though it's it's own country.

I actually live in Oregon. I lied last time.
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I don't know bro

I definitely don't see Canucktuckians as fellow Americans.
I'm an expat and I never meet a canuck and say what's up brother. compared to like another American

this sounds fishy brother

tbh I'm enjoying your world building

what university did you go to? what did you major in?
 
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