I couldnt stop myself

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

The dish2ashre was done right
I sblhld mention the fsceplate up top is kissing so it's just buttons
And ist amrwer model so there lots of buton buttons on top there lots if sm
And it beeped and I was gonna grab a blnder bottle for some water before bed
And it was dark
And I saw a blink light I'm not usx to seeing it was blinming
And I was lie I should hit it
So I presed the button and it did another light it lit up so now there's like 2 lights lit up
And I presed more buttons amd jumbred popppped up like 3p8 and 287 ajd 284 and
I just started preai g buttons to fix it but it didn't fix it and I said fuck it
Just pressed so many buttons
Tben I had to tell my finace what 8 did and she said 8t was wrong to do that I should fel bad and I'm a had person
I just pressed so many guys 8 ouldnt stop
Like 9 b7tons

 

[315MMAFighter]

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

I enjoy a drink too

 

[315MMAFighter]

u alright bruv? Shit ton of typos in ur post

 

[Otto!]

Lxbtfzxwdtkybhmk!!!

 

[Axefan4life]

I feel like you're either trying to bring on a stroke or make people think they've already had one when reading your posts.

Either way big fan keep up the good work.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

 

[wlu.29]

This spelling gimmick seems like it takes a lot of effort

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Didn't read.

 

[315MMAFighter]

Last time I typed like that I was barred outta my mind. Other than that no drug or alcohol really messed up my typing ability. Bars definitely did fuk with my typing ability tho. The next day I'd read whatever I wrote and be like what in the fuhk

 

[Legumes]

Someone needs to press the reset button on your brain.

 

[Low Test With da Best]

The dish2ashre was done right
I sblhld mention the fsceplate up top is kissing so it's just buttons
And ist amrwer model so there lots of buton buttons on top there lots if sm
And it beeped and I was gonna grab a blnder bottle for some water before bed
And it was dark
And I saw a blink light I'm not usx to seeing it was blinming
And I was lie I should hit it
So I presed the button and it did another light it lit up so now there's like 2 lights lit up
And I presed more buttons amd jumbred popppped up like 3p8 and 287 ajd 284 and
I just started preai g buttons to fix it but it didn't fix it and I said fuck it
Just pressed so many buttons
Tben I had to tell my finace what 8 did and she said 8t was wrong to do that I should fel bad and I'm a had person
I just pressed so many guys 8 ouldnt stop
Like 9 b7tons

Brton smeshr 4 lyfe lol!

Also:

Spoiler

 

[Jose Beehive]

Lol, I can decipher buttons, lots of buttons...and wanting a bottle of water, and your fiance thinking you are a terrible guy for pressing lots of buttons... But I can't figure out what the buttons were on and why it was dark? And maybe some other stuff.

Edit: a dishwasher maybe ?

Edit: yeah cracked it haha.

 

[crabmeat]

 

[genecop]

 

[Zinger]

@genecop

I read that easier than I read the OP, lol

 

[Seeahtik]

 

[Cayce]

The dish2ashre was done right
I sblhld mention the fsceplate up top is kissing so it's just buttons
And ist amrwer model so there lots of buton buttons on top there lots if sm
And it beeped and I was gonna grab a blnder bottle for some water before bed
And it was dark
And I saw a blink light I'm not usx to seeing it was blinming
And I was lie I should hit it
So I presed the button and it did another light it lit up so now there's like 2 lights lit up
And I presed more buttons amd jumbred popppped up like 3p8 and 287 ajd 284 and
I just started preai g buttons to fix it but it didn't fix it and I said fuck it
Just pressed so many buttons
Tben I had to tell my finace what 8 did and she said 8t was wrong to do that I should fel bad and I'm a had person
I just pressed so many guys 8 ouldnt stop
Like 9 b7tons

U sick sob

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Clean dishes ;(

 

[IloveTHIS]

A gay dude touched my penis once at a dude sleepover which is bad enough but I was really geeked out on a ton of stimulants so it was all super shrunken and still to this day I wonder if he tells people my penis was small