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I can't get motivated to workout. Sherbros, motivate me.

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Kandyland, Nov 18, 2020.

  1. Kandyland Banned Banned

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    I'm in my late 30's and I can't seem to get motivated anymore to work out or hit the bag. Man, when I was younger, I was in great shape and by far the toughest guy on the block. Granted I was crashing with my grandma in an old folks community but regardless, those motherfuckers didn't stand a chance.

    Now life has gotten in the way and I can't seem to motivate myself to workout as I'm not as flexible or have as much energy. I would probably get suplexed by the 79 year old lady in a wheelchair down the street.

    Somebody give me a prep talk to motivate me. I don't want to become a fat ass.
     
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  3. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    You're a fatass!
     
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    Think about what activity you might enjoy. Join a martial arts gym, play some tennis, pickleball, try kettlebells, whatever interests you is what will help you stay having fun and motivated to be fit and progress in your sport or activity
     
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    now get out there, and get it.
     
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  6. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    The more you exercise the less likely you are to get prostate cancer. If you get prostate cancer they will either remove your life or your prostate. If you lose either —- boners become pretty much impossible.
     
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  8. TR0UBLE SH00TER ------ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ ------COME AND TAKE THEM

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    Come on big boy, do it for Kamammala!
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  9. TribalDrumz Silver Belt

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    Another war room reject

    stick to Diet Coke and McDonald’s
     
  10. Kandyland Banned Banned

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    Bro. That hurt my fat ass feelings. Reported.
     
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  11. blaseblah Titanium Belt

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    Just imagine a filthy liberal flexing on you and trying to take your girl.
     
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    Sounds like you have low dopamine. Don’t watch porn or jerk off for at least 2 weeks to a month and start eating better, staying off internet and meditate.
     
  13. Chesten_Hesten Sling'n Lead & Slapp'n Pussies, Ya Dig?

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    Stop sapping your energy shit posting in the war room
     
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    Don't fucking tell me what to do. I'll report you so fast that you might actually get 3000 likes by 2022.
     
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    Put a picture on Roastme and ill hit you with my standard fare of fatty jokes. If that doesn't motivate you, keep envisioning a potato with toothpick arms and legs. You don't want to have the body of a defensive tackle, but with zero muscle.
     
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  17. RollSonnenRoll On the square. On the level.

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    Train, say your prayers and take your vitamins, brother
     
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    LOL! That is definitely motivation.
     
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    Christ. Segal bloated up as much as Val Kilmer in Felon.
     

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