I can't drink as much az my wife and I feel imascukatwd

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    Seriously playing cups right now and pingpong balls. She mad I slow drink I feel like shit shot and cant keep up eith her and now my drinks water diwn

    How can i learn me to be a better alcoholic?
     
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  2. Bubzeh

    Bubzeh Red Belt

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  3. Slobodan

    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    22k ベルセルク Yellow Card

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    semen shots?

    jesus juice?
     
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  5. heavyarms21

    heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Well most people here already think you're a bitch so just accept your Beta Satus
     
  6. Damien Karras

    Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    there is no way in fuck you are married
     
  7. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    Why do you keep making these weird threads? Did someone hit you in the head when you were younger, TS?

    Well, I know someone who can relate...

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  8. spin

    spin Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    It just means she was a ho in her previous life
     
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    Mocrates Ik ben Groot.

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  10. Drenalin

    Drenalin Banned Banned

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    Not really. Just get her pregnant & then she can't drink at all & you'll have nothing to compare yourself to
     
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  11. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs SAXOPHONE

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    You should feel bad, homo.
     
  12. Exi

    Exi Dark Web Sys Adm/n Banned

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    Evidently that didn't stop his mom from drinking while pregnant.

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  13. choke you

    choke you strangulation belt

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    Cocaine and lsd. Pick one and she'll never out drink you.
     
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  14. DevilsLettuce

    DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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    I think you're supposed to punch her now. Congratulations on your domestic violence charges.
     
  15. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Clippy.

    Just give up dude.
     
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  16. Sycho Sid

    Sycho Sid Master of the world and the universe

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    Just add it to the list little paper clip.
     
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    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    I love Clippy threads.
     
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    SherdogGoat Platinum & Braco Belt Banned

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    Wait till you have a dick sucking competition with her.
     
  19. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Lol, my friend's husband is like that. We were in Vegas and I got a Scotch, straight. He ordered a fruity drink, saying he can't drink a lot. She got mad at him and said, "you're so weak."

    I mean, what's the big deal? It's really not a big deal.
     
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  20. Drenalin

    Drenalin Banned Banned

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    That's harsh
     

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