I can't drink as much az my wife and I feel imascukatwd

[Clippy]

Seriously playing cups right now and pingpong balls. She mad I slow drink I feel like shit shot and cant keep up eith her and now my drinks water diwn

How can i learn me to be a better alcoholic?

 

[DC23]

 

[Slobodan]

Oh Clippy...

 

[weed]

semen shots?

jesus juice?

 

[heavyarms21]

Well most people here already think you're a bitch so just accept your Beta Satus

 

[Damien Karras]

there is no way in fuck you are married

 

[Horse Style]

Why do you keep making these weird threads? Did someone hit you in the head when you were younger, TS?

Well, I know someone who can relate...

 

[spin]

It just means she was a ho in her previous life

 

[Thai Otoshi]

 

[Drenalin]

Not really. Just get her pregnant & then she can't drink at all & you'll have nothing to compare yourself to

 

[minute bull]

You should feel bad, homo.

 

[Exi]

Not really. Just get her pregnant & then she can't drink at all & you'll have nothing to compare yourself to

Evidently that didn't stop his mom from drinking while pregnant.

 

[choke you]

Cocaine and lsd. Pick one and she'll never out drink you.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

I think you're supposed to punch her now. Congratulations on your domestic violence charges.

 

[BEER]

Clippy.

Just give up dude.

 

[Sycho Sid]

Just add it to the list little paper clip.

 

[koolinkunming]

I love Clippy threads.

 

[SherdogGoat]

Wait till you have a dick sucking competition with her.

 

[mushishi]

Lol, my friend's husband is like that. We were in Vegas and I got a Scotch, straight. He ordered a fruity drink, saying he can't drink a lot. She got mad at him and said, "you're so weak."

I mean, what's the big deal? It's really not a big deal.

 

[Drenalin]

Evidently that didn't stop his mom from drinking while pregnant.

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That's harsh