I bought a party-sized dip for me and my wife...was shamed by cashier.

Red Beard said:
We had a little snow storm Saturday night so i decided to get some snacks for me and the wife. I grabbed a container of Helluva Good French Onion Dip in the party size. I get to the register and the cashier...who is a miserable lady...says, "Oh having a big snow party?" as she looks at my big container of dip. I say no and it's for my wife and I. She then says, "That's a lot of dip for two people." I didn't say anything and I left the store wondering if I should have filled that express lane with uppercuts. Thoughts??????
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You should of said...
"Actually, my wife hates the stuff."
 
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Brampton_Boy said:
I've gotten weird comments from cashiers before:

1) You shouldn't drink so much diet soda, it gives you cancer
2) Don't you know that rawhide is terrible for dogs
3) I can tell someone is single (when buying a shit load of Lean Cuisine frozen dinners on sale)

This one has nothing to do with my purchases:

Since I live in a city that is predominantly South Asian (and I'm brown), cashiers will almost always start speaking to me in Hindi or Punjabi, particularly at Walmart/Freshco. When I tell them I only speak English, and that I'm not from India, I get so many dirty looks and comments about being white washed.
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you got me smiling with the examples but the final anecdote had me. I’ve heard crazier.
 
One time a cashier asked me if something I bought was any good, so I told her to suck my dick. Next month is our 27th wedding anniversary.
 
nostradumbass said:
One time a cashier asked me if something I bought was any good, so I told her to suck my dick. Next month is our 27th wedding anniversary.
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Love has a mysterious way of finding us. Thanks for this sweet tale. I want some dip now.
 
Brampton_Boy said:
I've gotten weird comments from cashiers before:

1) You shouldn't drink so much diet soda, it gives you cancer
2) Don't you know that rawhide is terrible for dogs
3) I can tell someone is single (when buying a shit load of Lean Cuisine frozen dinners on sale)

This one has nothing to do with my purchases:

Since I live in a city that is predominantly South Asian (and I'm brown), cashiers will almost always start speaking to me in Hindi or Punjabi, particularly at Walmart/Freshco. When I tell them I only speak English, and that I'm not from India, I get so many dirty looks and comments about being white washed.
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You sound whitewashed.
 
Why concern yourself with the opinion of peasants?
 
Bought a bunch of frozen pizzas: "what, having a pizza party?"
Bought a bunch of Mountain Dew and NoDoze: "what, having a caffeine party?"
Bought a bunch of chow mien noodles: "what are you doing with these?"

Half of the time they are weird-ass questions and statements. I don't get it..
 
Honestly I wouldn’t have been able to listen what an old and unattractive lady had to say. Maybe she’s used to that so she says wild shit to entertain herself.
 
Randlewand said:
Bought a bunch of frozen pizzas: "what, having a pizza party?"
Bought a bunch of Mountain Dew and NoDoze: "what, having a caffeine party?"
Bought a bunch of chow mien noodles: "what are you doing with these?"

Half of the time they are weird-ass questions and statements. I don't get it..
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America truly is a strange land. In my country, cashiers barely speak outside of an embarassed whisper to ask if you want a receipt. In later years, some stores seem to have instructed them to wish the customer a "good day" upon depature. I don't like this as it messes with the sense of shame they should be feeling about their station in life.

The whole population of my country acts like awkward robots the moment they enter any kind of store.
 
Oh man I have a recent similar story I almost made a thread of

Me and the wife got a party pizza cause it was on sale and we figured we would have leftovers for a while

After we left Grecos with the big box some tiny person was all like

"having a party?"

And we're like ... yes

But that guy totally knew we weren't having a party and on the drive home as I was airing my grievances to the wife she was like

"Don't worry about that little guy"

LOL @ manlet shaming

Pizza was good
 
Red Beard said:
We had a little snow storm Saturday night so i decided to get some snacks for me and the wife. I grabbed a container of Helluva Good French Onion Dip in the party size. I get to the register and the cashier...who is a miserable lady...says, "Oh having a big snow party?" as she looks at my big container of dip. I say no and it's for my wife and I. She then says, "That's a lot of dip for two people." I didn't say anything and I left the store wondering if I should have filled that express lane with uppercuts. Thoughts??????
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Shits none of her business. That pleb needs to know her role in society and move on, lol

Then again, if she was even average in looks, you coulda been like.... "ya, it is a lot for two people, which is why I wanted to invite you over.... If you're not doing anything tonight that is....

Cue to porn music
 
The store I go to the most often, because it is the closest, the check out ladies always are commenting on what is bought. I've wondered if it is store policy or they do that on their own initiative I prefer self check out lanes anymore.
 
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