I bought a party-sized dip for me and my wife...was shamed by cashier.

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  1. Red Beard Black Belt

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    We had a little snow storm Saturday night so i decided to get some snacks for me and the wife. I grabbed a container of Helluva Good French Onion Dip in the party size. I get to the register and the cashier...who is a miserable lady...says, "Oh having a big snow party?" as she looks at my big container of dip. I say no and it's for my wife and I. She then says, "That's a lot of dip for two people." I didn't say anything and I left the store wondering if I should have filled that express lane with uppercuts. Thoughts??????
     
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    Sue for butt hurtness.

    You have my support.
     
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    I'm watching this as soon as i get out of work...I liked it regardless so it better be good!!!!!!!
     
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    That's a lot of dip for two people
     
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    The dip wasn't spicy...oh I see what you are saying never mind.
     
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    was the cashier overweight & have glasses?
     
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    It's an underappreciated classic. It put Aidan Quinn on the map, one of the most underrated villain performances of the 80s.
     
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    It wasn't for one sitting!!!!!!
     
  10. Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    I don't blame you for being upset. I would be very upset too if someone said that to me. I'd probably go home and be so upset I'd finish the tub of dip on my own
     
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    actually, now that I think about it, she wanted an invite.
     
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    Sounds like a miserable cunt. Should have at least given her one good uppercut. Other than that I wouldn't give to much thought though. The world is filled with enough miserable people as it is.
     
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    She was thick and was wearing a jacket inside. She had glasses and they had the cord in case they fell off her face.
     
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    I got a second smaller tub and ate a large portion. I was in my feelings as the children say.
     
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    I've gotten weird comments from cashiers before:

    1) You shouldn't drink so much diet soda, it gives you cancer
    2) Don't you know that rawhide is terrible for dogs
    3) I can tell someone is single (when buying a shit load of Lean Cuisine frozen dinners on sale)

    This one has nothing to do with my purchases:

    Since I live in a city that is predominantly South Asian (and I'm brown), cashiers will almost always start speaking to me in Hindi or Punjabi, particularly at Walmart/Freshco. When I tell them I only speak English, and that I'm not from India, I get so many dirty looks and comments about being white washed.
     
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    What are they expecting you to do???? Put the things you were buying back? It's nuts to me that our society sees it as appropriate to voice their opinions on a stranger's purchases.
     
  17. Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    There are degrees of sorrow by which we can tell where one is at. If a man a man finishes a small tub of dip with veggies, he is morose. If he finishes it with as spoon, he's given up on life.
     
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    I used crackers...am I good?
     
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    "SO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, YOU CASHIER."
     
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